King Alistair (
forlifeloveandcheese) wrote in
ataraxion2012-09-16 08:23 am
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[ The feed turns on. He sees people on the other side, and he's pretty sure other people could see him, like a small, two-way mirror! That’s certainly progress. (He doesn't trust the device but it's progress.) There's a bit of an emphasis on the "small" part, though, so he puts the mirror closer to his eyes, just short of pressing it against his face. He needs to talk to somebody and get to the bottom of this. ]
Hello there! Can you hear me?
[ The other people in the feed seem to be listening. He takes that as a good sign and continues talking. ]
I’m Alistair, the… uh, King of Ferelden. I would like to inquire about this place, if that's all right. Mainly, where am I? What am I doing here? I’m not… in grave danger, am I? Because I really ought to be getting back to Denerim, I sort of have a country to run, thanks.
Oh, but if none of you could answer that, then can I at least ask for an audience with your… king? Viscount? Leader? Whatever you call them? I’m sure we can work something out. Resolve it diplomatically. I walk away, they get something, good feelings and negotiations all around.
Hello there! Can you hear me?
[ The other people in the feed seem to be listening. He takes that as a good sign and continues talking. ]
I’m Alistair, the… uh, King of Ferelden. I would like to inquire about this place, if that's all right. Mainly, where am I? What am I doing here? I’m not… in grave danger, am I? Because I really ought to be getting back to Denerim, I sort of have a country to run, thanks.
Oh, but if none of you could answer that, then can I at least ask for an audience with your… king? Viscount? Leader? Whatever you call them? I’m sure we can work something out. Resolve it diplomatically. I walk away, they get something, good feelings and negotiations all around.

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[ Look at how happy she sounds. :| ]
... Did it say it is king?
[ The horror's genuine, at least? ]
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[ shrugs. ]
[ But he is secretly happy to see a familiar face... rock formation (???) here. ]
...Err, surprise?
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[ Like hers is so much better.
And shh, so is she, even if Alistair's ahead of her -- she's from just before the Landsmeet. ]
Wonderful. Well, I suppose I don't have to go to the Landsmeet now. I will stay behind at the arl's estate and continue to terrify the maids instead.
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What year is it in your Ferelden?
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9:30 dragon my good man are you from ferelden too
[ HOW DO YOU CAPITALIZE AND PUNCTUATE IN THIS MAGIC MIRROR ROCK ]
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[Which is half a lie, seeing as Anders spent far more time, years on end, in the Circle Tower at Lake Calenhad; his time in Amaranthine spanned mere months. But Alistair wouldn't encounter a certain young mage until 9:31 Dragon, and even then only briefly, the king supporting the Warden-Commander's right to conscript said mage.
More importantly, he won't have heard of a certain catastrophe in the city of Kirkwall, around 9:37. And that is what really counts.]
Who is the arl of Amaranthine, these days, anyway? It's hard to keep track of Fereldan politics. No offense meant, of course, to Your Majesty.
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Do you know the Wardens?
Shale spoke of Ferelden too.
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They're an order of great and respectable warriors. The Hero of Ferelden... [ His tone is softer. Fond. ] is a close friend of mine, in fact. I don't know what heroes are made of, exactly, but whatever it is, they've got it in spades.
Shale is an old comrade of mine. It... she? She helped us defeat the Blight. It's real handy having a massive chunk of rock as an ally, actually. [ He laughs. ]
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So she is a Miss Shale, then. I felt it rude if I were to ask..it's..hard to tell.
[ sheepishly, flushing a bit because it's improper in a sense. ]
For a hobbit, I continue to meet many Kings.
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[ gosh it feels weird talking to royalty. ]
Well, ah, your -- Majesty? I don't believe there's any grave danger at the moment, but it may take some time to return to your country?
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[ He chuckles, warm and jovial. ]
Yes. Apparently, we're in a ship flying around the void and the Captain is an unreasonable man. Anything else I should be aware about?
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[ a soft, sheepish little laugh before he hums in thought. ]
Mm, if you've already heard about the basics of this place, then. Ah! Have you heard of the smiling face?
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I believe on a ship the person in charge is usually called the captain, Your Majesty.
I have yet to meet him, but the general consensus is that we are all to remain here indefinitely, regardless of our wishes.
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if i may ask how long have you been here
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I've never seen anything like it either.
I find it difficult to gauge time here, but truthfully, I am a relatively new arrival.
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[Finger one.] Space, mate. We be in space.
[Finger two.] Ain't got a clue why we all be here. Just that we are, and there ain't no way home.
[Finger three.] At the moment, y'ain't in any grave danger.
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But -- the kingdom! I just turned king. This must be the shortest, most disappointing term in the history of royalty... ever. [ sigh. ]
Always a silver lining, right?
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Aye. We be on a ship. In space.
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I wouldn't be so sure 'bout that, mate. I'm sure there are always much shorter, disappointing reigns than yerself.
Aye. Thinkin' positive. I like it.
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And you can expect little in regards to the captain.
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Yes, they've informed me. Did you try conversing with him as well?
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He manages a weak smile and a cheery wave all the same.]
Your Royal Highness. How...unexpected to see you. King. Sir.
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Hm, yes, I didn't expect this either.
[ takes note of his accent, his face... ]
Wait... You're Fereldan, aren't you? It's nice to see a fellow Fereldan out here.