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Leoben Conoy | Number Two ([personal profile] toasterprophet) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-14 08:53 pm

002 ∞ ANONYMOUS TEXT POST

[Leoben has been letting most of his encryptions on the network, when he bothers to use them, hover at around an 70-80% effectiveness, and basing them off the work of others so as not to tip his hand too much. It's still early in the game, and he hasn't had any pressing reason to break out his real talents.

This post, though. It's sent to everyone, original crew included, but anyone trying to figure out what number it came from is going to be dealing with an absolute bastard of a coded encryption, full of traps and false backdoors, created by someone who's not only an AI himself but a specialist among AIs in coding, network jamming, and sabotage.

Of course, there are probably one or two people onboard who will guess immediately who it came from, but oh well. Leoben's annoyed.
]

Being ejected out the airlock of a spaceship isn't all that fun a way to die. Take it from someone who knows.

If we're going to be talking about instituting a death penalty for crimes committed onboard, fine, although I'd rather restrict such a thing to crimes actually already committed, and committed here on this ship, rather than those that're just potentially maybe possible if we don't act now and preemptively murder them. But either way there are more humane - if you'll excuse the expression - ways to do it.

And if you've been making jokes about it because airlocking doesn't seem like a real threat to you, or you assumed it was some kind of clean and painless space death, please keep in mind that in some of our realities it was the customary method of execution without trial for political prisoners. If you're going to be funny, maybe you should mix in a few references to firing squads and mass graves just to keep it evenhanded.

You throw garbage out an airlock. That's what's being implied when you kill someone that way. And aside from everything else, it hurts.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-16 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the difference? Other than that, I mean. [ Not that Jaye will understand it very well if it's mostly technical stuff, but she's curious. ]

I already fed the chickens, so for her you can approach her. It'll help her get used to you, too -- let her sniff it, and then you can dump it out in front of her and she'll go ahead and eat on it for a while. Then you can probably pet her without her minding. I can take the bucket once it's empty.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-17 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of native species? [ Of course she jumped to animals first. ]

Uh. Not really, no. I'm kind of bad at naming things. She responds to petnames, though. Isn't that right, sweetpea? [ The cow is mostly interested in sniffing the bucket, sorry Jaye. ]
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-17 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, I think I'm definitely from the other one.

[ The cow looks momentarily unimpressed, but she steps forward to sniff at the bucket more. ] All right, now go ahead and dump it out so she doesn't get her head stuck in it.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-17 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Uh. Thanks, I guess.

[ There's a bit of a lip quirk despite her confusion at the infinity symbol, and her cow happily starts to dig in. ] She'll chew at it for a while; you can feel free to pet her while she does.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-17 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, if she knew that, she definitely would be. The cow is pretty docile, for a cow, and she's content to eat while Leoben awkwardly pats her. Jaye laughs a little. ] You can pet her neck, too -- she likes that. Same with the rest of her, though careful she doesn't go to the bathroom on you if you go around the back.

Gods. [ ... She didn't have much of a plan for this conversation. ] We had a good chat about them, last time.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-19 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I could say it's different in my world, but it's really not. Even the ones like me, who know all sorts exist -- doesn't stop some of them from being super uppity about things.

[ Half-shrug. ] It's pretty stupid.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-20 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather have the apathy -- but maybe that's because before I met Coyote, I didn't believe either. The hostility leads to ruined lives, to war, to people saying certain people can't do this or that or the other thing because they're different.

It turns a lot of people off, people being so close-minded.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-20 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Could be. But religion gives them an excuse -- religion, not faith. It's the organization, the people in charge who are supposed to be leaders inspiring hate instead of anything else. People will use the faith of others to twist them for their own purposes.

[ She snorts slightly. ] Should get you some books on the history of the Catholic church.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-20 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember any names? Maybe I can help. [ And she'll keep her eyes open for books. ]

Well, everyone tends to think someone who believes something different is crazy. Hell, I thought I was crazy when I first met Coyote. People don't always want to understand, and other people aren't always willing to explain.

[ lol A+ Leoben ]
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-21 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... okay, Christianity is really kind of confusing and not at all helped by the fact that there are like fifty million different denominations. But basically it's monotheistic, but God has three parts -- God, Jesus who is God's son, born human to a virgin, but also God at the same time, and the Holy Spirit. I really don't get how that works but it's not my area of expertise, either. Some of the other monotheistic religions who believe in the one God specifically consider Jesus to have just been a prophet versus the savior he is for Christians.

[ Jaye shrugs. Like she said, not her area of expertise. ]

And Coyote... Coyote is complicated. He says most of the stories about him aren't true, but he's a trickster, so who knows?
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-23 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Where I'm from, the gods and the angels and the demons and all of them [ there's a handwave ] have started living among the mortals, blending in. So he just looks human, most of the time.
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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-09-28 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Past couple of centuries, anyway -- for most of them.

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