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[toomanyteeth]

We knew it. [It's a rough, angry rasp, and one might hear the sound of something sharp being dragged against the walls.] We knew it was trap! He just couldn't settle for being wrong, could he? Couldn’t handle the fact that he needed us…

[One might note that the voice is... peculiarly double-edged, half human, and half, sibilant hiss.] Your little prisons have never stopped us before, Spider, and they won’t stop us now! How many innocents must fall at your hands this time?!

[They pause to gulp down a few, ragged breaths, pausing to grasp at their face. They feel disorientated, maybe a little sick. The Other, however, steadies them again, and they bare twisted fangs at the screen.] We’ll rip you limb from limb.

Comments

[blunted]

need a bigger font?

[toomanyteeth]

Do you need your fingers?

[blunted]

generally, yes.

I am so sorry for them, fml.

[toomanyteeth]

Then keep the comments to yourself before we come confiscate them!

lmfao no worries

[blunted]

[ AND PEOPLE ARGUED WITH HIM ABOUT THE AIRLOCK THE FUCK. ]

not much for peaceful resolution, are you?

[toomanyteeth]

When you might be in league with him? No! We don't do things peacefully with criminals.

[blunted]

him who?

[toomanyteeth]

The Spider. The murderer.

[blunted]

now that's specific.

[toomanyteeth]

As though it's our fault that you're slow!

[blunted]

[ this is like shooting fish in a barrel, so keller just...slowly hangs up. seriously guys, the airlock. ]