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later than usual but here it is

wwelcome to the tranquility aka the ss fuck me wwere all gonna die a horrible death
its a spaceship youre in space get ovver it
there are other species besides humans in the univverse an some a us are here an take great offense to bein asked if our horns are fake or if wwere just dressin up in costume
dont go wwanderin off alone an make sure youre at the jump bay at least an hour or twwo before jump so you dont get completely keelhauled by the g force
sometimes people you like or evven people you dont like wwho you get attached to in some wway or another disappear or die an theres nothin you can do about it so just dont evven bother wwith it
this includes fuckin morons wwith dumb shades an sprites an detectivve types an the vvast array of people wwho get pulled here an then flushed back dowwn the load gaper

ok noww that thats all out a the wway i need opinions on the followwin idea

that pool that wwe havve thats full a chemicals an suchlike
wwhere holmes wwalked the plank so to speak
howw do wwe feel about drainin that shit an invvestin in some salt wwater instead a chlorine an all that shit
regardless a wwhether or not wwe can change the wwater type wwe should at least drain it an refill it since someone you knoww fuckin DIED in there
but some a us havve gills an its kind a nasty tryin to swwim in chemicals
also its easier to take care a
an it isnt fuckin nasty to boot

yeah so im basically wwonderin if wwe could get somethin like that happenin at some point if its not a univversally fuckin despised idea

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an here wwe go i wwas wwaitin for one a you
no my screen isnt broken this is howw i type i havve a quirk its a cultural thing for my species
each a us has our owwn unique wway a typin
it usually reflects the wway wwe talk
insultin it is kind a fuckin rude just so wwere clear

i was just asking, jesus
so everyone where you're from types like that?

i dont get wwhy its evven a big deal like if my communicator wwas actin up wwouldnt i preface this shit wwith that kind of mention so people wwouldnt ask me wwhy im typing differently from evveryone else
its like cant you just let it alone its not affectin anythin is it

evveryone types differently but wwe all havve our quirks
kar wwould always TYPE EVERYTHIN LIKE HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE SPIRITS OF ENRAGED PAST TROLLS an fef is alwways like ----EXCIT-ED )(-ER-E an shit like that
evveryone has their owwn thing

well cool, you do the double vs and ws

[ He did laugh at the whole POSSESSED BY THE SPIRITS OF ENRAGED PAST TROLLS part. That guy sounds like a party, huh? ]

how many people have actually died? here on the ship, i mean.

Edited 2012-09-17 16:05 (UTC)

i dunno three or four maybe
possibly five i havvent been paying much attention to the death count its kind a pointless to me since im used to evveryone dyin like all the time

everyone dies at some point, i guess it just sucks to die early
so why do you have gills?

yeah it does

because im a seadwweller wwe livve primarily in or near the ocean its a biological advantage an a symbol a affluence an shit like that or wwhatevver

[ so he's like a bipedal mermaid? ]

then how come you're not dying from being out of the water? are you like a mermaid?

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