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ataraxion2012-09-14 03:17 am
uncodlyawwesome) wrote in ataraxion2012-09-14 03:17 am
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[text] eridan's guide to getting shit done
later than usual but here it is
wwelcome to the tranquility aka the ss fuck me wwere all gonna die a horrible death
its a spaceship youre in space get ovver it
there are other species besides humans in the univverse an some a us are here an take great offense to bein asked if our horns are fake or if wwere just dressin up in costume
dont go wwanderin off alone an make sure youre at the jump bay at least an hour or twwo before jump so you dont get completely keelhauled by the g force
sometimes people you like or evven people you dont like wwho you get attached to in some wway or another disappear or die an theres nothin you can do about it so just dont evven bother wwith it
this includes fuckin morons wwith dumb shades an sprites an detectivve types an the vvast array of people wwho get pulled here an then flushed back dowwn the load gaper
ok noww that thats all out a the wway i need opinions on the followwin idea
that pool that wwe havve thats full a chemicals an suchlike
wwhere holmes wwalked the plank so to speak
howw do wwe feel about drainin that shit an invvestin in some salt wwater instead a chlorine an all that shit
regardless a wwhether or not wwe can change the wwater type wwe should at least drain it an refill it since someone you knoww fuckin DIED in there
but some a us havve gills an its kind a nasty tryin to swwim in chemicals
also its easier to take care a
an it isnt fuckin nasty to boot
yeah so im basically wwonderin if wwe could get somethin like that happenin at some point if its not a univversally fuckin despised idea
wwelcome to the tranquility aka the ss fuck me wwere all gonna die a horrible death
its a spaceship youre in space get ovver it
there are other species besides humans in the univverse an some a us are here an take great offense to bein asked if our horns are fake or if wwere just dressin up in costume
dont go wwanderin off alone an make sure youre at the jump bay at least an hour or twwo before jump so you dont get completely keelhauled by the g force
sometimes people you like or evven people you dont like wwho you get attached to in some wway or another disappear or die an theres nothin you can do about it so just dont evven bother wwith it
this includes fuckin morons wwith dumb shades an sprites an detectivve types an the vvast array of people wwho get pulled here an then flushed back dowwn the load gaper
ok noww that thats all out a the wway i need opinions on the followwin idea
that pool that wwe havve thats full a chemicals an suchlike
wwhere holmes wwalked the plank so to speak
howw do wwe feel about drainin that shit an invvestin in some salt wwater instead a chlorine an all that shit
regardless a wwhether or not wwe can change the wwater type wwe should at least drain it an refill it since someone you knoww fuckin DIED in there
but some a us havve gills an its kind a nasty tryin to swwim in chemicals
also its easier to take care a
an it isnt fuckin nasty to boot
yeah so im basically wwonderin if wwe could get somethin like that happenin at some point if its not a univversally fuckin despised idea
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I don't wwanna see any!
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What d'you mean you don't want to see any? You're a healthy, young troll. You've got to have these kinds of needs, right? [He actually has no idea about troll culture in terms of mating rituals, but there's one way to find out, and that's goading Eridan into giving him the answers!]
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Wwe are not talkin' about my needs, Harkness, wwe wwere talkin' about a serious health related issue!!! You knoww, I'vve been doin' really wwell about not bringin' up relationships an' wwhatnot, wworkin' on myself on a deep an' personal levvel, an' noww I'm gettin' fuckin' goaded into it! Just my coddamn luck, you're all out to fuckin' get me an' prevvent me from, like, growwin' as a person an' shit!
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