( 01 ) ♚ bleed confidence from deep within my guts now i'm the king of this pity party
[ there are, in life, very few absolute truths. one of them is: nobody ever fires the guy who brings the donuts.
with that truth in mind, peter addresses the network over the sounds of beef sizzling away, because why the hell not make his offer even more appealing. ]
I've been informed by some very reliable sources that there isn't a lot some of you wouldn't do for a burger. While I don't need much right now and I can't help with buns or toppings or even patties, I was-- [ he pauses, smile going ironic for a moment. ] rather non-traditionally gifted with what has to be a good dozen or so pounds of beef in with my clothes.
[ it was wrapped and peter doesn't honestly care a whit, but normal people might and so: he wrinkles his nose for a moment. ]
First come, first serve, obviously. And let's not start any fights, hmmm? Keep it civil. All I ask for in exchange is a story. About where you're from, anything really. Just a story.
[ people express themselves more clearly in allegory, and peter is a filthy rotten cheater who likes to read between the lines, werewolf style. so that's something. ]
No need to RSVP, just don't blame me if you don't move fast enough and there's none left.
ETA: the meat came from those lockers we all have. Food poisoning exists. Eat carefully.
( ooc | actionspam away, talk amongst yourselves, etc.
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with that truth in mind, peter addresses the network over the sounds of beef sizzling away, because why the hell not make his offer even more appealing. ]
I've been informed by some very reliable sources that there isn't a lot some of you wouldn't do for a burger. While I don't need much right now and I can't help with buns or toppings or even patties, I was-- [ he pauses, smile going ironic for a moment. ] rather non-traditionally gifted with what has to be a good dozen or so pounds of beef in with my clothes.
[ it was wrapped and peter doesn't honestly care a whit, but normal people might and so: he wrinkles his nose for a moment. ]
First come, first serve, obviously. And let's not start any fights, hmmm? Keep it civil. All I ask for in exchange is a story. About where you're from, anything really. Just a story.
[ people express themselves more clearly in allegory, and peter is a filthy rotten cheater who likes to read between the lines, werewolf style. so that's something. ]
No need to RSVP, just don't blame me if you don't move fast enough and there's none left.
ETA: the meat came from those lockers we all have. Food poisoning exists. Eat carefully.
( ooc | actionspam away, talk amongst yourselves, etc.
eta added at miles edgeworth's insistence )

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What are you doing?
[ it's worth noting that this is the first time derek's bothered showing his face on the network. ]
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i ain't a picky guy, but come on.
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[ You didn't say it had to be a good story. ]
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Are wolves welcome as well, Peter?
[ Oh. The irony. ]
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[ the wolves are always welcome. ]
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[ nor did you tell her about alayne, but oh she'll get to that in a minute. you big asshole of creeperness. stay away from girls who look kind of innocent. god do you have a redhead fetish? ]
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[ you're lucky he's not the teenage boy you named him, lydia; because really. "i didn't know you had meat" leaves him an opening the size of the grand canyon, and he deserves a gold star for not saying it. ]
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[ gotta catch 'em aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall, stark flavored renfairemon! ]
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Just a story? [ it's really rhetorical and it's there in her total disbelief but she's also not trying to be as reckless as she was a week or two ago. ]
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[ allison argent is not her aunt; that doesn't mean the sight of her doesn't kick something sharp and ugly into gear in peter's head, something that makes him want to see what she looks like bleeding out at his feet.
he smiles. ] I'm one of the good guys now, in case you hadn't heard.
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An offer like that is going to bring you all sorts. The Tranquility has collected quite the menagerie.
[It sounds friendly enough.]
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[ so klaus on wednesdays we wear the skin of our enemies kay? ]
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Okay, whoever told you the way to people's trust is through their stomach probably didn't mean as literally you're taking it.
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[ so hurt bb. so hurt rn. ]
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[video] : friendly crazy creeper party?
[video] the BEST kind of party obviously
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[ kind of true, kind of the biggest lie ever told. ]
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oh Peter, you are her new favorite person
and arya just ROCKETED up his list of favorites in one sentence
boom goes the dynamite
apt description ngl also ugh i am all aflutter over these two
you are not alone :c
just. /presses my face against this thread
/just rubs all over it
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