zoosmell: (there's only two men i trust)
if i had to pick a dude ([personal profile] zoosmell) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-15 10:55 am

[TEXT] 001; Who put piss in my apple juice?

oh wow, are we doing this again?
yeah, i don't have anything better than to do!
i'll just be right here in some strange place AGAIN!
bluh bluh bluh, this really sucks.
unless it's been three years?
oh, wow.
maybe i'm three years older?
i wonder why three years older me decided to get a tattoo of a number.
i don't think things are adding up...
i mean uh hello wouldn't a ghostbusters tattoo be even cooler??
oh!!!!!!!!
maybe this is like the numbers for the ghostbusters!
so now when anybody asks who're you going to call, i can just show them this number!
nice going older me.
boy, i'm really smart when i'm older!
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-19 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[like a chick wait]

What so you're gonna stalk me like some creepy bird watcher, not sure if I should feel flattered or concerned for all this attention.

[... slight shift] I'm fine. [One wings curls in front of himself, moving his hand to rub at some feathers from the front to keep him busy and focused.]
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-19 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, lucky me. [he'd have snorted at you because wow bro you are so sensitive it's touching!! except nope just small amounts of warbling. fuuuuckkk]

[... oh, that was indeed some opening up from egbert. he's.. huh, well he hadn't expected it, even if they are friends he figured john would feel more compelled to tell alpha dave and not him.] ...

Hey, it's fine for you too. No one is gonna blame you. Remember to keep in mind I have your back here, even in this confusing as fuck space shenanigan. [hey if he's opening up it's only right he does too right?] To be honest I'm a bit lost, didn't really expect to be here, bleeding game console where else to end up? But all patched up now so that won't stop me from trying to help guide you guys along even here.

It's what bros are for. [may or may not have brushed one of his wings against john, shut up it's a comforting bird thing who even knows god]
rectified: (company ✹ on your doorstep now)

[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-19 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nope made a promise to be the celestial guide, birdman watching over to make sure none of you royally fuck up. [despite his words they're spoken more lightly than how he would normally say it, at least in the past. all with no bite in it.]

Looking after is what I know to do. [he's just a doomed piece in the end. his wing shivers at the touch but easily relaxed under it, the teen emitting a light breath.]

Sure go find us a game and I'll whip your butt in Uno. You sure you won't get sick of this feathery asshole in three years?
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-19 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Shit all you had to say was Candyland I'm all aboard on that one. [might have cooed a little, but he's more at ease that he's either not noticing or caring at this point.]

Course I always have my own back, can't let a bro down. I'll watch him like a fucking motherhen and her chick.

Yeah I guess, but that's not much help here now is it. Could catch up on some comics and a good rap off would be good though.
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-19 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't stop me now I'll keep on going. You can have the sneakpeeps. [except that peep wasn't intentional oops, but not that he'll tell the difference..

that gets a pause from him, a considerably noticeable pause and once he catches on that he hadn't responded yet does he quickly say something.]
No no.. That..

[another shift, wings flexing a little before he manages to finish his sentence.] That sounds fine, good even, sounds like a plan. First shitty comic in space coming right up.
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-20 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
No way that's all anyone will be demanding, come on a shitty space comic in space what could be funnier than that. I'm the expert here shut up. [okay his nerves are relaxing again, he's oozing into a pile of mush look what you're doing to him egbert stop except don't really stop he can get use to this ]

Wow I don't know if to feel offended now.
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-20 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[gonna just smack you with one of his wings for that fuck you]

.. Well yeah, of course I'd be all behind that. Nothing better than embarrassing a couple of goons into thinking they passed gas in a room full of people. Even if you suddenly sprouted bunny ears and said, "Hey Dave guess what I'm actually a magical bunny." I'd say shit man if that's how you roll I still got your fluffy ass backed up no problem.
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-22 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[WING SMACK except he was just fluffing up and scoffing at his words.]

Sure dump some food in your hand and I will so gracefully eat off it. [twitch of his lips] But watch out I might mistake your lanky fingers for worms and peck them.

[lanky fingers that are petting him quite nicely but he's not adding that ssssh]
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-22 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Lanky worms. Also it's kinda common knowledge to feed birds out of your hands.

... Wow are you serious, have you nevER-- [suddenly squawks at the sudden feel of STUPID NOT GOOD ANYMORE LANKY FINGERS TICKLING HIM watch Davesprite puff up in sudden surprise and yep swatting at him with a wing before wrapping both around his own figure and GLARING SO MUCH BEHIND SHADES

fuck you john egbert how dare you take advantage of his taken down defense to do that fuck you no more chances he is so mad!!!! ok that was embarrassing shit]
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-22 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ he'd be bristling, though in a way he is with the way some of his feathers are fluffed up and on end that he proceeds to just shake and give a testing whip of his wings. still keeping around his body like a guarded coat though.]

No, fuck you. [how can you find anything as embarrassing as that cool is beyond him]
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-23 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus fuck you're embarrassing. [that is indeed a hint of a smile.

but code word YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM, all those times you should consider him cool you don't except for now???

he cannot handle. he grunts and huffs, but doesn't exactly pull away from the hug BUT EYEING THOSE HANDS CLOSELY you are not getting close to tickling him]
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-24 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[WAY TO GO the sensation has him shivering and fluffing up, frowning a little because do you know how long it takes to preen] I'm not a god damn chicken, can't you tell your birds apart jesus fuck go back to elementary.

I'm just going to point out the fact you know how it smells at all. Are you sticking your face up close to pee, is that a thing you do.
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[personal profile] rectified 2012-01-24 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ a very quiet content sigh, better than any chirps or something ] Nah, think of it like wearing a giant fur coat. I'm all kinds of toasty. Just a slight case of chills.

Unless someone went and gave them the idea. [ DON'T THINK HE'S BLIND TO YOUR PRANKING WAYS ]

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what if i stopped failing

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legit truth right there

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