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008 [AUDIO]
[And now, a public service announcement from your resident lord and master of gross exaggeration, poster child of pointless overreaction, supreme champion of the ninety-mile-an-hour whinge--]
There's a cow in the oxygen garden.
[He doesn't even bother to hide the undercurrent of disgust in the audio feed, an edge to his voice that makes it clear he's most likely had a recent run-in with the aforementioned cow and/or a cow by-product.]
There's a cow in the oxygen garden why is there a cow in the oxygen garden on what strange, bizarro planet did any of you think this was a good idea?
Agh, it's--nevermind, I'm absolutely positive that at least some of you come from strange, bizarro planets where this sort of thing is acceptable. I mean, the cats and the dogs and--I heard there's a horse, too--are bad enough, now we've got livestock.
And don't even--don't even get me started on the bloody birds. Filthy. Eugh.
I know we're probably still hung up on certain unnamed parties forgetting how to swim, and yes, fair enough, it's tragic, but I think we could all use a, ah. Friendly reminder. This is, in fact, a spaceship. Not a zoo. How is that--What's the point, anyway? It's all--it's all great that the ship packed up your giant killer wolf and dumped it in your locker just for you, but maybe the rest of us are not entirely comfortable with the idea of cows and horses and giant killer wolves out! Anyone think of that?
You can't walk five feet around here without running into someone's pet. We have got to start talking about what to do with all these animals. Honestly.
There's a cow in the oxygen garden.
[He doesn't even bother to hide the undercurrent of disgust in the audio feed, an edge to his voice that makes it clear he's most likely had a recent run-in with the aforementioned cow and/or a cow by-product.]
There's a cow in the oxygen garden why is there a cow in the oxygen garden on what strange, bizarro planet did any of you think this was a good idea?
Agh, it's--nevermind, I'm absolutely positive that at least some of you come from strange, bizarro planets where this sort of thing is acceptable. I mean, the cats and the dogs and--I heard there's a horse, too--are bad enough, now we've got livestock.
And don't even--don't even get me started on the bloody birds. Filthy. Eugh.
I know we're probably still hung up on certain unnamed parties forgetting how to swim, and yes, fair enough, it's tragic, but I think we could all use a, ah. Friendly reminder. This is, in fact, a spaceship. Not a zoo. How is that--What's the point, anyway? It's all--it's all great that the ship packed up your giant killer wolf and dumped it in your locker just for you, but maybe the rest of us are not entirely comfortable with the idea of cows and horses and giant killer wolves out! Anyone think of that?
You can't walk five feet around here without running into someone's pet. We have got to start talking about what to do with all these animals. Honestly.

[ voice | private ]
No. Never should we call them pets, for pets are not what they are and in calling them so, we do them a great disservice. Always do I point out the error. But it is important to understand where the habit comes from, if only to argue better against it.
Do you understand, Bran?
[ voice | private ]
I understand. I will show everyone, and I will try not to argue. I suppose it is more lordly to make explanation instead of insult. Though I think-- Rickon might not be so quick to agree to explain.
[ video | private ]
Rickon is his own mountain, in need of climbing. Perhaps together we may attempt to scale him. [ A pause and then Alayne's eyes grow guilty, a little regretful. Cheer up, little one, they seem to say. ] Come, do not have such a long face. I rather preferred him having earned it, and not me.
[ video | private ]
It isn't so long. If Summer were able to, his face would be longer than mine at this. But he would smile for you, too. No one loves the Starks so well as the direwolves do. And the same in reverse, too, no matter what lessons we try to teach the others here.
[ video | private ]
Could I, I would have none of you bear a face so long. It is unbearable for me to know one would think ill of you or them. [ You being her brothers. Them being the direwolves. She puts aside Alayne Stone and embraces Sansa instead. ] I learned my lesson with Lady well, I will not allow a similar fate to befall us again. [ Again, a smile, both bright and earnest. ] I love you all too dearly. Far, far too much.
[ video | private ]
We will show them not to. There is not so much to provoke any of the direwolves here aboard this ship, so in time, people will learn to be less afraid. [And he is too old to say such things, too close to being a man grown, but because she is Sansa so rarely he must say it now:] We love you too. I do, and Summer does--and all the rest. This ship has been very good to us.
[ video | private ]
I am glad to find myself unalone in such estimation. Robb, I know, wishes to return to his duties. As well as Jon. [ She looks briefly sullen, but pushes that away quickly, unwilling to dampen the sunshine on her brother's face. ] I've little to return to myself, save the snows of the Vale.
In truth, I like I much better here.
[ video | private ]
But he holds his tongue on that, for now. He smiles at his sister.]
They might wish to return. But we can all find a little happiness here, at least. We are all together. It seemed impossible but it has happened, thanks to this ship--even if it is only for a short time. [We were meant to be a pack, he thinks, and though she is more Sansa than Alayne right now, he is yet wary to name her a wolf. It might frighten her off.] And perhaps we will even find snow here, someday.
[ video | private ]
Alayne's expression darkens for a moment. ] I believe I would like to see such a thing as well.
[ She lapses into silence. Snow. The North. The Wall. Her thoughts move from one thing to the next, until finally: ] I do not think Jon is happy here.
[ Alayne no longer calls him Jon Snow. ]
[ video | private ]
And then she speaks of Jon, who sometimes shares that inwards looking. Bran frowns a little, and rakes his fingers gently through Summer's fur a moment before he makes his reply.]
He is--changed, sometimes, in his way. [He is older; he is Lord Commander of the Watch.] But he is still our brother. Why do you think him unhappy?