[Seems like just yesterday that you were seeing this guy's face on the network. Maybe because you did, except this isn't the prince who was offering sword fighting lessons. Far from it on so many accounts.]

I'm afraid I'm worthless for sword training or fight club, but I'm still willing to spill a few drops of blood.

[Which sounds a little strange coming from a guy who goes out of his way to be about as threatening as a golden retriever pup.]

Body art - tattooing, specifically. I've done a few people on the ship, and wouldn't mind doing a few more if it's the sort of thing that interests you. My colours are limited, but that's about all that really is. Everything else is safe and sanitary.

[Because even on a ship of rats and monsters, hepatitis is a thing. Noah pauses, a slight grimace before he continues.]

If you're not eighteen, I'd suggest you wait until you are. Or at least lie to me, you might just win me over. Especially if there's a few hundred years or miles between me and your parents.

[Simon sounds slightly exasperated today (but then again, when does he not). Today, at least, there seems to be a good reason. Congratulations, TQ. It's KITTENS.]

If there is…anyone on board with veterinary experience, I need a consult. Cats, dogs, small animal, livestock--at this point, anything would be helpful.

It's, um, probably pertinent to note that if your pets are not spayed or neutered, please take care when allowing them to interact with other animals that are not spayed or neutered. If you aren't sure whether they're spayed or neutered, I can--we can try to determine that for you.

Medical is currently working on a way to offer this service, but that...depends on the answers I get today. The surgeries are simple in theory, but animal anesthesia isn't a field we have covered on staff, and I don't want to risk harming pets.

Medbay's always looking for qualified doctors or nurses to join the staff. The...veterinary experience isn't required.