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[Netherlands doesn't bother to do any introduction for this. Just, click, video feed on, and straight to the point - vaguely huffy, businesslike tone and unamused expression solidly along for the ride.]
New people, an' anyone who doesn't know how hydroponics work - don't try to plant anything in the Gardens that still has soil attached to it. It clogs up the whole row, sucks to clean it out. If y'have a plant from home, or whatever, we've got some people who can help. For free. One of 'em can even bring produce up to your floor.
[One tap and suddenly there's a list available.]
Ask them, or me. One of us will prob'ly know. Just don't go screwing up the Gardens because you weren't thinkin'.
Some of 'em didn't know a damn thing when they signed on, but they all learned quick enough - [That. Might be some sort of vague praise for the current crew, there.] - so the rest of you can, too.
We could use the help.
[And off.
Someone else should probably take over the Agriculture PSA and recruiting job in the future.]
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[ooc: threadjacking is still my favorite thing ever, so anyone in agriculture, feel free to get involved and take over wherever]
New people, an' anyone who doesn't know how hydroponics work - don't try to plant anything in the Gardens that still has soil attached to it. It clogs up the whole row, sucks to clean it out. If y'have a plant from home, or whatever, we've got some people who can help. For free. One of 'em can even bring produce up to your floor.
[One tap and suddenly there's a list available.]
Ask them, or me. One of us will prob'ly know. Just don't go screwing up the Gardens because you weren't thinkin'.
Some of 'em didn't know a damn thing when they signed on, but they all learned quick enough - [That. Might be some sort of vague praise for the current crew, there.] - so the rest of you can, too.
We could use the help.
[And off.
Someone else should probably take over the Agriculture PSA and recruiting job in the future.]
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[ooc: threadjacking is still my favorite thing ever, so anyone in agriculture, feel free to get involved and take over wherever]

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[A beat.]
What's hydroponics?
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Hydroponics - growin' plants without dirt. Y'use water instead.
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That sounds interesting. I'm sorry--I'm Annie. I'm trying to cookbfor the ship.
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[He really hopes it's Earth. Drawing miniatures is a pain in the ass.]
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He can't tell if that's a joke, and there's a moment of blank blinking back at her where it's really obvious that he can't.]
That's not my job, anyway.
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What is your job? Just, for the record.
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[Yeah that answer was just to be an ass.]
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Has anyone actually managed fresh produce yet?
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[About this point he realizes he's tl;dr-ing about gardening and clears his throat.]
Uh. Why.
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40% faster? Too all plants or is this cannabis specific - have you found a trend?
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[Hey! Way to vaguely offend him, Sherlock.]
I know how t'grow more than weed, y'know. [H U F F] Mine ain't down there, anyway.
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I'd be willing to help in what ways I can. Though it's been years since I've helped farm, and never without dirt.
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[There's a shrug, and then a look that clearly asks "do you?" for him.]
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... On a ship in the void, with no darkspawn to fight. If he has nothing to focus on, he knows things will go poorly for him. And he does remember some farming................. ]
They can't be that different from the ones back near Lothering.
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Not on Earth, then.
[The guess is part pessimist, part navigator.]
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video; ...sorry he's an ass sometimes
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[And he actually adopts the icon'd pose for a moment, because he sure wishes people did.]
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Uh, probably not Chell, either. She's ...not chatty. You know what, just consider this an open invitation to ask me stuff. Heather Mason, SCI » 002 » 031.
But please do ask before you start tinkering around in there. It's way faster to have one of us explain than to fix things when the go wrong.
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videojacking a jack?
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blah blah permavid /lazy
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video; 40% encrypted
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Are you physically capable of lifting a potentially heavy chair? You're sort of on the tall side, so I'd imagine you are, but I just want to make certain before I go any further.
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oh no wait he heard favors, even if you never said favors. And he totally perks up again.]
Sure.
[Way more than capable.]
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[What's that you didn't want an explanation T O O B A D]
We sort of need a large chair, and moving anything from one end of the ship to the other is no small task, I'm sure you're aware. I'm not--I'll be honest, this body is not exactly a pinnacle of human strength, and between you and me, Topher isn't either.
[actually he switches to permavoice woo]
What do I get for it.
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pretty sure they've never met in-person...
THEY HAVE NOT
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