[text/video] --2.

[insufferableprick]

are we all done washing pod goo out of our asses now
cause if we are ive got some shit id like to unload no pun intended
and i know someone out there is probably interested

[ Dave switches from text to video, but he's not in front of the camera. Instead, he's pointing it at… well, it's not immediately obvious what he's pointing it at, but he zooms in, and that helps.

Three piles of menswear:

• One pile of white fedoras.
• One pile of black silk ties.
• One pile of men's business shoes.

Then back to text. ]

any dudes feel like accessorizing their jumpsuit
cause ive got a shit ton of smooth criminal cosplay items and nothing to do with em
except maybe get my jackson on but im not size 10

Comments

Voice; texting is hard dave.

[andblockbuster]

...Did you lose a bet with the ship or something?

text; because he's worth it.

[insufferableprick]

i won the asshole businessman lottery
prizes are no exchanges no refunds
and if i return them ill just see them again next jump

text;

[kingofbabylon]

dibs on a fedora.

voice; texting requires full use of Topher's hands. He needs those. To GESTURE. Pointlessly.

[andblockbuster]

On the plus side, this could be the start of an eventual full-scale production number of "Thriller."

[insufferableprick]

bam
ones got your name on it

also you wont believe what other kinds of shit the lockers gave me bro

text;

[constructum]

Couldn't a girl be just as interested in this stuff as a dude?

text; gesticulation is overrated. /deadpans forever

[insufferableprick]

we need to find a fucking choreographer stat
and some zombies though im pretty sure the ship can provide those

[insufferableprick]

sure why not
im up for equal opportunity business wear charity drives
besides girl in a fedora sounds pretty sweet
but if shes interested in the mens size 10s weve got a mrs bigfoot on the ship

video

[the_vishual]

Let Ianto know you have this. He'll love it!

text;

[insufferableprick]

dunno any iantos
guess youll have to send him my way

( T E X T )

[wont]

The halls of holding gave you such things?

[constructum]

Can't say the shoes interest me personally. But they could possibly interest my friends.
So do you think I could get two pairs of shoes, two ties and one hat?

video

[walksonrooftops]

I like those hats.

[Whether he wants one or not, he doesn't say. But he does like them.]

But what are those snakes?

[audio]

[testgasm]

Why do you even own that many hats?

[what is wrong with you]

Text

[realslimstrider]

holy shit thats a ton of business wear
its like some mens shoe store took a vomit in your locker

Text. 1/2.

[fly_like_pie]

i would appreciate having a new tie and pair of shoes.

Text. 2/2.

[fly_like_pie]

and maybe the fedora. idk that's a big maybe.

[insufferableprick]

wow did you seriously just call them halls of holding
because that is way too formal a term for something that amounts to a gym locker
but yeah ok
my "hall of holding" was basically choking on all this shit
when it came open it all just rushed out in a serious case of motezumas revenge
waves of menswear washing over me like the dregs of useless what the fuckery

do you want some

[insufferableprick]

now now dont hold back
the hats are free for a limited time only bro
pounce on that shit before it gets away

the snakes are 100% silk
and that means quality

[wont]

You speak very strangely, Ser Strider.
Has anyone told you that?

[insufferableprick]

i get that all the time

do you want some

[insufferableprick]

oh hey my favorite midler fan
thats a good question youve got there
too bad the answers obvious

the lockers were feeling generous
mustve had a clearance sale
get one free get another fucking metric ton for the hell of it
you only wish you had this many hats
just say the word and i can make your head accessory dreams come true

[insufferableprick]

i am the fucking pimp daddy of the mens department
the death of business casual
its me

[wont]

It bares repeating.

How many might you spare?
And at what cost?

[insufferableprick]

thank you for your order
it was received and processed on some day at some time yadda yadda
we would take your cc number but in lieu of an actual economy well settle for jack nothing
where would you like your friends new pimp gear delivered miss....??