Montgomery Scott (
reversedpolarity) wrote in
ataraxion2012-07-10 05:08 pm
[video] yet another pretend-this-is-several-hours-post-jump post
[Hello, ship. Have a Scotsman. A Scotsman who is no longer covered in goo, has had plenty of time getting more familiar than he'd like with the ship's towels, and is feeling marginally better for having had a shower and getting dressed.
Anyone with an ounce of common sense would be wary of using an unknown communications device to contact an unknown group of people who may or may not be responsible for the waking-up-in-goo fiasco, but Scotty's never exactly been known for his common sense.]
I don't suppose anyone'd be interested in tellin' me what's goin' on. [Do you see this angry pout? Do you?] An' if you're no' interested in tellin' me what's goin' on, would you mind directin' me t'the nearest source of a good stiff drink? [Because demanding alcohol from your captors is sure to work, Scotty.]
Anyone with an ounce of common sense would be wary of using an unknown communications device to contact an unknown group of people who may or may not be responsible for the waking-up-in-goo fiasco, but Scotty's never exactly been known for his common sense.]
I don't suppose anyone'd be interested in tellin' me what's goin' on. [Do you see this angry pout? Do you?] An' if you're no' interested in tellin' me what's goin' on, would you mind directin' me t'the nearest source of a good stiff drink? [Because demanding alcohol from your captors is sure to work, Scotty.]

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What can you tell me about the Chief Engineer? I hear he's... [Pardon him while he tries to work out how to say this diplomatically, under the assumption that secure transmissions might not be as secure as he'd like.] I've no' heard much good about him.
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[a beat.] I wouldn't count on her assistance Mr. Scott.
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Aye, well, you know how it is, y'get t'workin' an' lose track o' the time... [Pause. Paaause.] But that's no' exactly what you mean, is it?
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Eight months.
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You were still on the Enterprise when I got pulled here. Time dilation between dimensions, d'you think?
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[because for all they know, it could have happened already]
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Why don't you head down to engineering, Scotty? I'll catch up with you later.
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Kirk out.