[text; BACKDATED to friday] eridan's guide to ignoring symptoms

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwoww
humans havve no actual immune system do they
they jus tkind a let bacteria an infections an whatevver run rampant in their systems an just think oh no
looks like im sick
thatll go awway righ
t
thats kind a the shittiest attitude to take about sickness so do me a favvor as a nonhuman havvin to deal wwith the fact that it pretty much s mells like death around here lately
go to the medbay or something if you havvent already



howw are the people in that smiley deathtrap doin by the wway any updates there
i havent ben paying a lot a attention


[Eridan is... very sick. And has been pretty much unsighted since the sickness thing started. But he's not above pretending he's fine, in an attempt to... idk, I guess this is what he does when he wants to check in on people or reassure them that he's fine? Maybe this is just a pity party. Or maybe he really has no idea what he's doing.]

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[fronds]

-Eridan, are you sick??

[ straight to the point as usual. ]

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no
just havent been sleepin wwell is all is that evven a surprise though i ve been dealin wwith the fuckin nightmares an shit for like this entire tim eits about time i got some insombnia

[fronds]

You know I don't believe a word of t)(at, rig)(t? 38|
You're typing like a newly )(atc)(ed wiggler!
I'm starting to feel R-EALLY bad myself, so stop being a big drama prince and come to t)(e medbay wit)( me!!!

[voice; locked]

[51stcentury]

I'm alright. I can't say quite the same thing about some of the others here, but. We're making progress. [Might not be until tomorrow that they get to their destination, though. Jack doesn't really want to think about how much time they're wasting getting lost like this while people are possibly dying out there]

How are things back there? How are you? [No, he hasn't quite noticed the typing quirk being so off, yet, he's a little preoccupied thus far. But he will soon :] ]

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[Eridan tries to respond vocally, but within ten seconds he knows he sounds like shit, so he switches to text instead. Better to not send a voice message that shows how bad he's feeling.]

im fine nothin to worry about here basically just makin sure im otta the wway so nobody can bitch at me for bein a nuisance or somethin shince thats whwat they do like evvery time i open my mouth

wwhats it like down there anywway

[voice; locked]

[51stcentury]

[Walking and talking would be so much easier than walking and having to read what Eridan's saying. Normally when he starts off a conversation voice, Eridan continues it that way. Which puts off a warning signal in the back of his mind. He hasn't quite noticed the typing mistakes, though it's starting to ruminate back in the back of his mind as well]

What's it like? [He's far enough away from his companions to answer honestly] It's crap. We started off with nearly twenty people and now we've got...Sherlock, Jim, Spock, and me. And between you and me, the first two aren't doing so well at all. Bleeding from the eyes kind of bad.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

1. Learn to type.

2. You don't have a very firm grasp of biology, do you?

[text]

[uncodlyawwesome]

1 fuck off cultural divversity asshole
2 i do im just not givving a shit about human biology an howw this shits come ot happen to people

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

1. I did not know "illiterate" was a culture now.
2. And "idiot" is as well.

[text]

[syllogism]

1. It doesn't get much better than this on a regular basis.
2. Last I checked, trolls like him don't respect or care about human biology.
But it looks like this bug can affect trolls and other non-humans, too.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

1. Charming.

2. Then he's another one of these people claiming to be "trolls"?

[doismelllikeroses]

[Peeta replies with voice to Eridan's text because hes far too tired and sick to type.]

What are you, if you aren't human?

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[Unfortunately, Eridan's vanity has won out over his lethargy, and all he can do is type. Otherwise, he'd show everyone just how terrible he was feeling through his voice.]

alternian
horns gray skin black hair that kinda thing you mighta seen us arouhnd i dont knoww

[doismelllikeroses]

I think I have. I never actually talked to one of you, though.

[They looked too much like capitol people to his standards.]

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[ponderously]

so. not human then?

text

[uncodlyawwesome]

no
alternian

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < bluhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ hi guess who's all aboard the sick train ]

i havent felt this bad since i was like
four
and i ate something i guess was poisonous or contaminated
it was the worst
except this
this might be worse

[uncodlyawwesome]

nep you should be in medical if youre sick
unless youre alreasdy there then in that case disregard me actinw orried for you

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < but what about you??
you dont sound too good either
are you sure youre alright??

and like you said im not huuman so mabye itll go away soon
if it doesnt i purromise ill go down ther
its just
the place gives me the h33bie j33bies
not fur any good reason either beclaws mr watson and sherlock and everyone else is very nice and when they ask me fur stuff its all fur good and doesnt hurt so

i dunno
just kinda reminds me off the labs in the veil i think :((

[syllogism]

You know there's been some bug going around, right? It's like a space flu or something.
There's a trend for people who've been on the ship longer to have it worse than those who're newer around here. But I've heard there are some exceptions.
How bad are you doing, man?

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < sorta
kinda
i mean i saw some people werent f33ling well but ive mostly b33n k33ping to msyself beclaws i thought itd might be contagious or something
but if youre right about people being on the ship longer has made them more suceptibel, thatd make a lot of sense

um
im alright
well not f33ling too well of course but other than that!!
what about you i hope youre not space sick too

[syllogism]

You're still a troll, aren't you?
By the way you're messing up your own goddamn quirk, it looks like you're not doing so hot yourself.
This shit probably isn't limited to just humans, you know.

[uncodlyawwesome]

fuck you im fine cant a guy havve a bad typin day once in a fuckin whi le

[realslimstrider]

yeah we just let ourselves harbor it all
running wild in the bushes like squirrels
this is officially squirrel zone all others go home

hey better than it smelling like teen spirit
that shits nasty

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwoww like none a that made a lick a sense'
but ok lets asume it did for the sake a me not givvin a crap
arent you a sprite are you even qualified to be makin comments about human related diseases i mean cmon ca nyou evven get sick