№3 - Anonymous Text.

[spider]

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. Now let me humor you, Tranquility.

                                   099
                        KIRK

                                         SPOCK
                          MEGAMIND
PETER PETRELLI
                 CASTIEL
                   CROWLEY

                                  OXFORD
            TATE LANGON
                                  ABERDEEN

                         TONY STARK
                                               HOTSPUR
                                      RESNIK

                                                      CHAPEL HILL
                                 WARD
                NED THE PIE MAKER
                         WHO ARE YOU?
              NEAL CAFFREY
        JONATHAN CRANE

S ... or Bacon Guy. LOL. :)

Comments

anon text;

[starked]

i like j better nowadays.

[spider]

As many do. Observant, that's the spirit.

S

OOC

[theguidinghand]

Todd doesn't go by Todd here. There's a lengthy explanation that I can detail for you in a PM if you'd like, but he's known as either 099 or Nick.

[spider]

(ooc: Whoop, that's fine! I'll tweak it up in a bit.)

[megamind]

So where are you going with this, 19?

voice;

[sweetmotherofgod]

What the fuck is supposed to be funny about that?

Anon Text.

[spider]

Can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself.

S

anon text;

[foresaw]

Helpful. Now enlighten me and tell me what it's supposed to mean. [Not worried about Peter at all, nope.]

[spider]

Figuring that out is the fun part.

S

[text]

[circumitus]

what's your point?

Re: [text]

[spider]

Fun.

S

[cons]

[ u g h y r u so creepy sir. ]

You've clearly never seen Dark Knight.

And if people keep bringing up the cameras I'm just going to starting shooting them down, one by one.

NOT HERE

[notmydiagnosis]

[Someone said Dark Knight? ]

text;

[romanticism]

How refreshing to see that people have so much to do with their time here.

[spider]

Better than crocheting, don't you think?

S

[saint_kitten]

[ Woah, Kitten actually--gets this? ]

Only from my best side, darling.

[spider]

All sides are the best side, hun. ;)

S

[text]

[tryingtoholdback]

Is anyone supposed to get what the fuck you're talking about? Seriously, what's with the creepy name haiku or whatever?

[spider]

Nope, just gibberish~ Taking up your valuable time, my mistake.

S(orry)

[c:]

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < oh cool i get it this time!
:33 < *smiles*
:33 < :DD
:33 < h33h33, you really like your puzzles, dont you mr. s?

[spider]

Oh, such a blessing hearing from you again, Miss Nepeta. :3

Yes, I do. Just being a tease, actually. It's harshly dull when there isn't ongoing jabbering around here.

S

[swagneto]

Do you think you're that clever?

1/4.

[spider]

Do I think I'm clever? Hmm.

A moment, please.

S

text;

[entrapments]

food shaped message man
your text has made me hungry
i have no bacon

Anon Text.

[spider]

Unintentional
That tends to happen a lot
And neither do I

S

[jilt]

Humorous.

[spider]

Endearing.

S

voice;

[20mentholkools]

Funny.

Anon Text.

[spider]

The impact sounds exceptional. I'll use less side-splitting material next time.

S

text

[became]

Spoiler alert, as the kids say.

Anon Text.

[spider]

Pish posh, kids love spoilers and I'm surrounded in toddlers.

S

[onteamdyson]

You don't get to call yourself bacon guy because you didnt actually give me any bacon! false advertising, buddy.

wait. theres a dude that makes PIES?!

Anon Text.

[spider]

Actually, you have the loveable and local Starky to thank for that.

Yes, curious, isn't it?

S

text;

[lethalforce]

I thought I marked this as spam.

Anon Text. DOHO.

[spider]

Correction: Bacon, not Spam. Too salty.

S

audio

[alwaysagit]

Stop playing with the communicator, Dobby.

[Not that he actually thinks you are the elf, Mr. (probably insane) Anon Text, but he's going to keep calling you that, on the off-chance you'll find it irritating.]

Anon Text. OH WHOOPS i can read srsly /RECORD-SCRATCH

[spider]

Nope.

S

[Not that he could connect elf to Dobby anyways. But he's been called much worse—Peculiar choice of words, but how endearing.]

voice SO LATE

[unparental]

See, if 'Bacon Guy' doesn't mean you're our new chef, I'm going to be forced to feel cheated.

[ good life choices, jenna. ]

Anon Text. NEVER LATE!

[spider]

Isn't feeling cheated a normal occurrence around here?

S