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[handelaar]

Medbay is understaffed, an' we don't have enough doctors. Or nurses. Whatever.

[No explanation as to the reason he's bothering with a network post, just the facts.]

Most of us will take too long t'learn it - we need help now. So I'm lookin' for some people who can build us some nurses, or somethin'.

[OOC -

This is essentially an IC plotting/mingling post, with the end goal of creating a few nurse-bots for the ship, for those times when the Medstaff isn't around. Feel free to threadjack and let this ball roll far, far away from this court.]

Comments

[megamind]

Did you say build nurses?

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[handelaar]

We don't have any others.

[So... yep.]

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[megamind]

Well, the problem with-- uhm. Building-- nurses is the specific skill sets and the judgments calls couldn't-- really be made by a machine without a particularly advanced AI.

Most AI's are currently in meatsuits. And I don't know that I've ever been able to code one where I'd trust it to work on somebody's body. Built a death ray, yes. Manage stitches? Well, it's a stretch, but...

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[askedtobe]

I'm not sure I can help build any nurses, but I used to be one. I've got a paramedic license, too.

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[handelaar]

So is that an offer, or what.

[Welp guess who sucks at PR, this guy.]

f-forever?

[askedtobe]

Yeah, that was an offer. Least to see if I can be any help.

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[jilt]

Perhaps the next jump will provide you with a wealth of medical professionals.

[handelaar]

Right. An' we'll all find a way outta here, too.

[jilt]

We may. I hardly think we're trapped here forever.

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[purepazaak]

Droids?

[handelaar]

I - guess. [Uh...] As long as they don't go batshit.

[purepazaak]

Is there another way AI ends?

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[therangerking]

[ Pause. ]

I know not of what use I might be, but I have some skill in healing.

[handelaar]

Better'n nothing. Talk to -

[Oh. Wait, the whole not-everyone-is-human thing.]

Healing what.

[therangerking]

[ ... What. ]

I do not understand your question.

[ ?_? He heals everything and everyone who needs healing. Except orcs and Saruman, okay. ]

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[mutelunatic]

build?

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[handelaar]

Yeah, unless you know another way t'make nurses. Immediately.

[voice]

[cave_johnson]

Not only are we lacking in nurses, if recent experiences have proven anything is that we're sorely lacking in security too! Maybe this damn ship wants to tear us up from the inside through fear and panic, but we sure as hell can build some nice sentry robots.

[handelaar]

That idea sucks.

[what is tact]

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[upstairsbrain]

Uh--

I've got some tech experience, and a bit of medical. Maybe I could help out.

[handelaar]

A bit? What planet.

[signatures]

How often are people getting injured, exactly, that makes the ship understaffed?

Or is it more of a general term?

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[handelaar]

Too damn often. [Huffy over here.] An' robots don't die.

[allucinator]

Wouldn't it be easier to train people?

[handelaar]

It would be for us, I guess. But it takes too damn long.