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ѕнerlocĸ нolмeѕ ([personal profile] consulting) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-18 10:51 am
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CASE 006; TEXT

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Clerical error.
002 » 125 is supposed to be 001 » 198.

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became: ( oldprιnтworĸѕ | lj ) (❝at least you guys can wear halters.)

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[personal profile] became 2012-05-18 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, hell. this was going to be a trumpcard, but needs must.

have a picture of a portrait drawn of your face, jim. courtesy of Neal Caffrey's Stalker File. ]
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[personal profile] consulting 2012-05-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ WELL. RUDE. B( ]
became: ( тнepaιnтedwнore | lj ) (❝they have this book this burn book)

[personal profile] became 2012-05-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ YOU DON'T GET TO TALK, MR. DRAMATIC GESTURE. ]
consulting: (➡ misunderstandings)

[personal profile] consulting 2012-05-18 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ YOU STARTED THIS, BRUNO MARS. ]
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[personal profile] became 2012-05-18 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ CATCH A GRENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE FOR YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]
spider: (➟d na.)

Text. BACK UP, WE GOT AN ARTIST HERE locked.

[personal profile] spider 2012-05-18 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh.







Oh, the most unclean, dirtiest, UGLIEST slate, Neal. Sweet Jesus, someone get some Windex.]

Are you selling?
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝whatever. those rules aren't real.❞)

Text. UH OH U GUIZE BETTER WATCH OUT

[personal profile] became 2012-05-18 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
That depends on what you're willing to pay.
spider: (➟a nother case.)

[personal profile] spider 2012-05-18 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Let me scramble around my sock drawer, I think there's a few quid lying around.

I'm flattered, Neal.
became: ( oldprιnтworĸѕ | lj ) (❝at least you guys can wear halters.)

[personal profile] became 2012-05-22 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I like to draw what I want to remember.

[ well, that's deliciously openended. ]
spider: (➟a sense of grey.)

[personal profile] spider 2012-05-22 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Since you do, use your imagination and imagine me winking at the screen.

Mind if I ask how you managed to find me?
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝can i just say that we don't have a)

[personal profile] became 2012-05-22 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ask any artist, we work best from live models. I don't suppose I could convince you to sit for me?

You sure you want me to just tell you? Seems a little... easy.
spider: (➟d iamond dogs.)

[personal profile] spider 2012-05-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
If you pay me.

Curious if you actually would. Liar, liar, you have been naughty.
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (❝he's almost too gay to function.❞)

[personal profile] became 2012-05-22 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
What's the exchange rate?

Like I said: a choir boy.
spider: (➟w hat remains.)

[personal profile] spider 2012-05-22 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Owing me a favor.

Alto or soprano?
became: ( ĸιѕѕιngcrιмe | lj ) (cereal ♧ the prize is maaaaaahn)

"middle." shut the fuck up, neal.

[personal profile] became 2012-05-22 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Seems a little open-ended, but with parameters? I'm a friendly guy, always willing to lend a hand.

More of a mezzo.
spider: (➟t he mess i made.)

→DISCONNECT.

[personal profile] spider 2012-05-22 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
I would be fair, and by fair I mean "free from bias, dishonesty, or injustice." Sounds silly, doesn't it?
I'm not going to be ridiculous and request some sort of harm to Your Dear. I'm still a businessman at heart, so an offered hand is a useful hand.

And, well, you should whistle yourself a little tune. I'm going to let this simmer. Stay imaginative!
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