[text] eridans guide to (potentially succeeding at) information gathering

[uncodlyawwesome]

hey im sorry to be completely the fuckin opposite of a clam right noww
cloggin up the netwwork wwith all sorts a silly posts

but see i just realized that my guide last night wwas only kind a helpful an
you knoww im reel pleased people found it useful an all but at the same time i gotta admit i feel kind a silly here

see the blue guy i mentioned in my post last night is actually really legitimately someone wwho shouldnt be hassled because a howw he looks right
but i feel like such a basstard for not knowwin his name to put under his pic so people knoww if they talk to him on the netwwork through text
not to get freaked out or nothin

trolls kind a suck at callin people out for answwers though i wwill admit that so i think i might a been too forwward an i wwas told that i should compromise

so uh if anybody knowws the name a this guy here could you let me knoww so i can keep an accurate an informativve record a races so nobody gets flippered out wwhen they see someone short an blue or tall an gray or wwhatevver

((OOC: I won't be making another post with Eridan again for a while XD this just is sort of time sensitive, since it relates to his last post. PROMISE I WON'T SPAM EVER AGAIN.))

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[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Shrug. LOOK IT'S A JADE WITH A ROBOARM. ]

Your picture is pretty silly! Are you trying to pick people up again?

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[uncodlyawwesome]

[At first, he doesn't notice the arm, he just gets startled that Jade's talking about him picking people up in public...ish.]

Wwhat, no, I'm seriously just lookin' for a guy's name......! Wwhat the flipperin' fuck happened to your arm?!

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[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I guess you're not the Eridan from Sacrosanct... [ Shrug! ] Oh well! It got blown off in an explosion at home. And I don't know the guy's name, sorry.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

...I-I guess not... [Oh man. Blown off? That's...] Uh, wwell. Anywway, yeah, I didn't figure you wwould'a. Wworth a shot though, I guess. [He shrugs so nonchalantly..]

Uh, so, there are twwo'a you Harleys here, huh?

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[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I'll keep an eye out for him, promise!

I guess. I haven't actually seen her! Rift shenanigans, maybe-- oh. I guess there's no Rift here, huh?

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[megamind]

You have the subtle workings of an underfed school of piranha. You know that, don't you?

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[uncodlyawwesome]

heres the thing

nice metaphor there by the wway i like that

the thing is that these fuckasses dont knoww anyfin about me othern wwhat ivve said
wwhich is basically that im just some troll wwho is kind a fuckin rude but has his collapsin an expandin bladder based aquatic vvascular system in the right place

they havve no fuckin idea wwhy id wwant your name an half a these fools are just sittin around wwith their thumbs shovved so far up their nooks they wwouldnt be able to type a suspicion they had about me evven if they thought to

so howw about you let me play this my wway
or you could just tell me your name an savve me the fuckin embarrassment of pretendin to be some kind a dopey eyed seal pup

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[megamind]

I'll give you a hint: I am alone from my world.

I have no given my name to anyone.

But I'll give it to one person soon.

Just so you can try and find out what it is.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

arent you just fuckin accomodatin as shit

to be fuckin honest i dont reely need your name but i just think it wwouldnt be right for me not to givve figurin it out a blackbassed shot

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[megamind]

All in the name of the game, my fishy friend. All in the name of the game.

[gofortheoptics]

Now that you mention it, he didn't give me his name either.

[uncodlyawwesome]

huh thats wweird
i figured that wwas pretty normal yknoww
sayin hey my name is so an so
an all that

wweird

Also voice, heh.

[gofortheoptics]

It is -- at least, for most people who want others to know who they are.

oh then this is voice now too

[uncodlyawwesome]

[It'd look suspicious if he didn't use voice too, considering he used it last time.]

Yeah, that's sorta strange. Maybe he's just scared or somethin'. [Said in the most vaguely dismissive, "Oh well, that's too bad," tone possible.]

Voice;

[gofortheoptics]

That's possible. Or he's got something to hide.

[Maybe he's secretly infiltrating them and -- no, it's a little too early to start being paranoid of other members of the crew. Besides, despite Megamind's strange demeanor, he hadn't seemed openly hostile.]

[voice]

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Can't say I've met anyone who vaguely looks like that.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[Uh, what?]

Really? 'Cos, he wwas the one wwho pointed out the wwhole fuckin' hedgehog thing t'me.

[voice]

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Huh...

[A brief pause]

I talked with a couple of people over text. That would explain how I don't know his name or what he looks like.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[Fuckin' load of help you are. >( ...Pretending to totally not care,] Wwell, that fuckin' sucks. I wwas tryin' to actually get some sorta fuckin' completeness, here.

[voice]

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

[Hey, it's not his fault Megamind's a bigger jackass than he is.]

Sorry I can't be of more help.

[sermonize.livejournal.com]

You are a talkative one, aren't you?

either voice or text depending on yours |D;

[uncodlyawwesome]

Yeah, wwell, I'm tryin' to get some fuckin' answwers, here.

voice, sorry!

[sermonize.livejournal.com]

At least you're apologizing.

it's allll good B]

[uncodlyawwesome]

Yeah... [Apologizing. Right. Nothing else going on here at all.] Wwell, I don't wwant people to think I'm fuckin' annoyin' or somethin'.

[sermonize.livejournal.com]

I certainly do not hold that opinion of you.

[ not yet. ]