teashop: (♙ tea-time with dealer.)
♙ HATTER ([personal profile] teashop) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-21 10:49 pm


Dear interested parties,

Do you feel low? Trapped? Are you discontent, world-weary, indifferent? Can you take no more?

Or are you simply curious?

Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of exquisite Euphoria. This singular liquid guarantees an immediate feeling of transcendent happiness, incredible elation, soaring ecstasy, and sublime joy. Be content at long last in the hands of this thrilling drink - feel your troubles slip away as this very human emotion transports you to an experience like no other.

One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of pure, undiluted Euphoria. Don't take more than one drop at a time, or your brains might make for the wallpaper. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.

This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favors won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase will be delivered to a place of your choosing, and your payment to a place of mine.

Bidding begins now.

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-05-22 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
you're serious?
circumitus: Because you're marine grade... You rascal. (you need 400 proof or marine proof)

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-05-22 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
depends on what you're willing to take.
circumitus: This is drunk and confused... (this is worse than naked and afraid)

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-05-22 04:34 am (UTC)(link)

what about services?
circumitus: I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month. (i need an office)

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-05-22 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
i don't have much, so i can't offer you what i have. but if there is anything you want or need, whether i have to fetch it from across the ship or steal it, i can get it for you.
circumitus: ...it got messy. (i did a shot of seamonkeys)

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-05-26 05:35 am (UTC)(link)

it's 001 » 056.
circumitus: She literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me. (tomorrow never knows)

ACTION (so late)

[personal profile] circumitus 2012-06-02 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[No need for stealing this time. Rey leaves with our dear and mysteriously anonymous Hatter her own issued firearm acquainted from her rank as a security officer. She can always get others issued to her, she realizes, and even when guns are out of the mix, she can think of other ways to fight. For a man who requested aid as he did, she presumes that perhaps he could use it more.

[She falters at the name given to her somewhat, however. A little bell rings.



[She'll be taking that vial, though leaving it in her locker for a later date when she "needs" it.]