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- !npc: resnik,
- alex summers | au,
- aragorn,
- erik lehnsherr,
- ianto jones,
- jarvis,
- jaye rinnark,
- john "oxford" buchanan,
- natasha romanoff,
- nathan petrelli,
- ned,
- pepper potts,
- peter petrelli,
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- sherlock holmes,
- sherlock holmes (2009),
- statsraaden,
- tony stark,
- topher brink,
- wichita
mark iv suit ❦ [ voice + two encryptions ]
[ tranquility, red smiley, everyone who even remotely being a creeper and stalking, hello, haven't you missed tony? no? well that's fair he needs to keep his nose out of everyone's business anyway. but yeah, no, that's not ever going to happen. sorry guys. the red smiley putting him on the list has actually accomplished something awesome, because while tony likes using text, some of you are really stupid about using it or you just like another setting better. guess whose voice you get to hear today? tony's. send your regards to red smiley at 1005 creeper avenue, if you insist on thanking them.
it's weird, you know, being at the top of the list and with such awesome company, but tony has been notorious way too many times in his life to really be too bothered by it. yes, the element of try not to die is bothersome, but he figures that he's three for three in the try not to die race, and he'd like to think he's good enough to be four for four. it's okay everyone, you can be jealous, after all not everyone can be him. it's a terrible privilege. ]
Shockingly, though not to some of you, the elite few of you who have really heard it, I do have a voice. Some of you probably thought I was mute and sorry to disappoint and/or make you lose a bet if you thought that. I'd say that I'd pay you back but my money is at home and other than, like what, less than ten of you, we don't share a home world. Can't say I'm sorry about that bit though, since some of you are actually the worst company. But you probably already knew that. I'm digressing from my original point here, let me just do something.
[ and after he says that there is a text packet going to everyone with a easily read version with only the numbers of the list entitled, click me twice for i am an important list. ]
That's for those of you who haven't seen it. And those of who have been pinging me since Caffrey was nice and namedropped me as someone to go to so you could read it. It was in morse code originally, it was disgusting to decipher because morse code is stupid. In any case, yes, some of us are on here, and yes, I'm on it. In fact, I'm at the top of the list. Isn't that red smile just charming?
Rhetorical question, by the way. So don't answer it. Not even you Bacon Guy.
Because I have a sneaking suspicion that some of you are just that paranoid, no, this is not some stupid list of people who we need to do something to prevent the red smiley from doing fuck knows what to us. Because, I'll let you in on a little newsflash, this list is filled with some people who are kind of important to the ship. Including me, because I don't know how many of you have been trying to fix up shuttles, but I have. So. Let's calm down for, oh I don't know five minutes or days or I don't know, until the next jump maybe? I'd be good with that. Think everyone else would to. Crazy idiots notwithstanding.
And if one person sends a single message of "I told you so." this is not my fault and I'll have you know it didn't talk to me this time. That confession sucked, but if you guys want to read, it, it is sitting there, unencrypted. Just saying.
[ 100% stark listmate encryption to listmates (including wasnik) minus megamind + JARVIS ]
[ it's after he flips the encryption, not entirely caring how people might take the fact that he encrypted the feed, that he flicks his device to video. tony is sitting in a room with far too many pieces of paper sitting on the desk and he knows his arc reactor is glowing through his shirt, but perhaps this time video is a necessity. ]
So, barring Megamind and I guess you ??? people, did any of us actually do anything to earn spots on this list? I'm curious because, yes I pissed off the red smile, I'm so well aware of that, and technically Aberdeen talked to it too, but I don't think anyone has. And Kirk and Spock, you two are like the non-original crew's version of Ward and Resnik, technically. Don't correct me on that, it's just easier to classify you as that. Conceivably you shouldn't be on this list. Unless just being in command pisses the thing off which in that case, that's a bigger issue that I am not even remotely getting into.
Yeah, I know, none of us want to think about this, but I personally like living and like I said, some of us are pretty important to the ship. Might as well make us think about the list before I end up dead or someone comes across one of our dead bodies. Being proactive or some bullshit like that. I'm not- I don't- The hero thing, I'm not the hero type, but I do like making it so that the trying part of try not to die is easier to accomplish.
By the way, no, Megamind isn't on this encryption and don't even think of putting him on it. Because for all he nonsensically rambled about us encrypting things, I find that I do whatever the fuck I want. Because I can and he's annoying and well I'm sure most of us don't need another reason, but hey, let's toss in the pathetic failed mutiny in for good measure.
[ 100% stark encryption to banner, romanoff and JARVIS ]
Right. Let's just put forth the theoretical idea that this list was done due to threat levels, name good reasons why neither one of you two are on it. Because Banner, you turn into an enormous green rage monster and, Natasha, you know what you do. In other circumstances, I'd find it flattering, this time, not so much.
it's weird, you know, being at the top of the list and with such awesome company, but tony has been notorious way too many times in his life to really be too bothered by it. yes, the element of try not to die is bothersome, but he figures that he's three for three in the try not to die race, and he'd like to think he's good enough to be four for four. it's okay everyone, you can be jealous, after all not everyone can be him. it's a terrible privilege. ]
Shockingly, though not to some of you, the elite few of you who have really heard it, I do have a voice. Some of you probably thought I was mute and sorry to disappoint and/or make you lose a bet if you thought that. I'd say that I'd pay you back but my money is at home and other than, like what, less than ten of you, we don't share a home world. Can't say I'm sorry about that bit though, since some of you are actually the worst company. But you probably already knew that. I'm digressing from my original point here, let me just do something.
[ and after he says that there is a text packet going to everyone with a easily read version with only the numbers of the list entitled, click me twice for i am an important list. ]
That's for those of you who haven't seen it. And those of who have been pinging me since Caffrey was nice and namedropped me as someone to go to so you could read it. It was in morse code originally, it was disgusting to decipher because morse code is stupid. In any case, yes, some of us are on here, and yes, I'm on it. In fact, I'm at the top of the list. Isn't that red smile just charming?
Rhetorical question, by the way. So don't answer it. Not even you Bacon Guy.
Because I have a sneaking suspicion that some of you are just that paranoid, no, this is not some stupid list of people who we need to do something to prevent the red smiley from doing fuck knows what to us. Because, I'll let you in on a little newsflash, this list is filled with some people who are kind of important to the ship. Including me, because I don't know how many of you have been trying to fix up shuttles, but I have. So. Let's calm down for, oh I don't know five minutes or days or I don't know, until the next jump maybe? I'd be good with that. Think everyone else would to. Crazy idiots notwithstanding.
And if one person sends a single message of "I told you so." this is not my fault and I'll have you know it didn't talk to me this time. That confession sucked, but if you guys want to read, it, it is sitting there, unencrypted. Just saying.
[ 100% stark listmate encryption to listmates (including wasnik) minus megamind + JARVIS ]
[ it's after he flips the encryption, not entirely caring how people might take the fact that he encrypted the feed, that he flicks his device to video. tony is sitting in a room with far too many pieces of paper sitting on the desk and he knows his arc reactor is glowing through his shirt, but perhaps this time video is a necessity. ]
So, barring Megamind and I guess you ??? people, did any of us actually do anything to earn spots on this list? I'm curious because, yes I pissed off the red smile, I'm so well aware of that, and technically Aberdeen talked to it too, but I don't think anyone has. And Kirk and Spock, you two are like the non-original crew's version of Ward and Resnik, technically. Don't correct me on that, it's just easier to classify you as that. Conceivably you shouldn't be on this list. Unless just being in command pisses the thing off which in that case, that's a bigger issue that I am not even remotely getting into.
Yeah, I know, none of us want to think about this, but I personally like living and like I said, some of us are pretty important to the ship. Might as well make us think about the list before I end up dead or someone comes across one of our dead bodies. Being proactive or some bullshit like that. I'm not- I don't- The hero thing, I'm not the hero type, but I do like making it so that the trying part of try not to die is easier to accomplish.
By the way, no, Megamind isn't on this encryption and don't even think of putting him on it. Because for all he nonsensically rambled about us encrypting things, I find that I do whatever the fuck I want. Because I can and he's annoying and well I'm sure most of us don't need another reason, but hey, let's toss in the pathetic failed mutiny in for good measure.
[ 100% stark encryption to banner, romanoff and JARVIS ]
Right. Let's just put forth the theoretical idea that this list was done due to threat levels, name good reasons why neither one of you two are on it. Because Banner, you turn into an enormous green rage monster and, Natasha, you know what you do. In other circumstances, I'd find it flattering, this time, not so much.
VIDEO | STARK LISTMATES ENCRYPTION
[ and here's resnik, wiping sweat from her brow. there are streaks of grease up and down her arms, and she's wedged in what looks like a nondescript dark little crawlspace with slick surfaces and a bevy of cables. most of what's lighting her is coming from the communication device in her hand. ]
I can see some connections between the rest of you—some more than others—but I wouldn't bank on a single cohesive link. Unless you've got ideas on what it could be?
VIDEO | STARK LISTMATES ENCRYPTION
[ his eyes narrow a tiny bit as he tries to take in the area around her as best as he can with the bit of light provided. ]
The only thing that you can maybe say is that we're important. But then bits of us throw it off. It doesn't make sense on some of them.
[ a beat before he decides that he can't even bother to hide his curiosity. ]
Where even are you?
VIDEO | STARK LISTMATES ENCRYPTION
We were the only two left after our crew vanished. I'd say that warrants some interest.
[ that's all said with an undercurrent of disgust or even annoyance; she's not happy being a subject of attention, especially if it's of the red, smiling kind. but she knows how odd it looks and resents it. ]
Important, maybe. Maybe it's plain interest. There are some of you on here that have been causing trouble, and some of you who've been amenable. Then again, the general spectrum of 'importance' isn't all good.
[ her gaze wanders off to the side. ]
Under the right thruster. Roughly.
VIDEO | STARK LISTMATES ENCRYPTION
I figured that's why the two of you were on it. Because unlike how the rest of us are connected, yours and Ward's connection is really easy to see.
[ to be fair, he can't blame her. he's okay with being on a list, but he feels like this list might not be one anyone wants to be on, let alone people who seem to act like they hate lists. ]
It never is. Like I said, it paints targets on our backs. Even if you're me. Or Kirk. Or any of including the Pie Man. The only people who are getting lucky in this are the ones who only have their number attached to them. If someone wanted to kill me, they can.
[ ...w a t. ]
Routine maintenance?