voice;

[lieutenants]

[ Well hello, network. Here, have the dulcet tones of a woman who is both livid and mildly terrified at the idea of being taken away from her newly assigned starship and crew, as well as being stripped of her hard-earned Starfleet uniform and forced to wear a jumpsuit that might possibly be worse than the ones used for the Kobayashi Maru test. After her arrival, Uhura basically just showered, got dressed, and pretended not to be sick until she found her room and composed herself enough to record this message. It's the first time she's spoken since she got dumped onto the floor in a pile of goo. ]

This is Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise, and I would like to formally request a direct conversation with whomever is in charge of this operation. I would at the very least like to be given a reasonable explanation for this kidnapping, as well as the whereabouts and status of my fellow crew members, and-- and my uniform, I would like my uniform back now, please.

[ DAMMIT. ]

Thank you.

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voice;

[goldshirt]

[no.

shut up.

SHUT UP.

this is not real life.

Jim's voice clicks on and he sounds positively excited in the face of her irritation.]

Uhura?

( not here, but )

[wiretap]

[ STALKING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS POST. ]

video; encypted 100%

[firstofficer]

[ spock is not, has never been prone to the fanciful. to sentimental considerations or ideals- and to expect that nyota would find herself here, that any others of the enterprise would share in their fate is significantly more disturbing than satisfying a thought.

but she has barely begun to speak when recognition slams through his senses, and spock replies without hesitation. ]

Nyota.

[ text ]

[archimedeia]

[ oh. another of the kirk brigade. ]

You haven't been kidnapped, lieutenant.

[video]

[the_vishual]

Are you the one that loves Spock?

[ CHASE HAS PIRORITIES. ]

voice;

[leaps]

[ oh good someone else he knows who's just as disgruntled as he is. ]

This is Lieutenant Sulu. I'm taking a lift up.

voice;

[imadoctor]

Well, one outta four ain't bad.

[Bones has always approved of Uhurah's spunk, so she gets a little bitty smile instead of a grumpy scowl. The kidnappers seem to have been nicer to him, however -- he at least is in uniform.]

You all right, Lieutenant?