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[saint_kitten]

[ Who's that girl using her tablet as a mirror? None other than Saint Kitten, who is currently fussing over the state of her blonde curls and humming softly. The more observant ones can probably notice the Adam's Apple, but after a few blinks of wide, blue eyes she realizes that she has, somewhere along the line, pressed transmit. ]

Oh fiddley boodles.

[ That's what you get for being from the 60s. She brightens up anyway: all Irish accent and husky voice and smiles. ] Is this my best side, darlings?

Hello, my fellow captives, it appears I'm back again. I hope to get a flood of beautiful faces weeping with joy at seeing me here once more to brighten up their day.

Do tell fill me in on what's been happening, hnn?

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[swisspoetgoatherd]

[Christian pretty much knows he's way out of his league with everything. He doesn't even really know how to use the stupid device that's been given to him, he just knows it talks to him all the time and everything's confusing and-

Well, this is different. The person's different, at least. And okay, maybe Christian needs to get himself out of the hole he's dug himself into and try to introduce himself to someone which is why, sitting on his bed, he's frowning at his tablet, pushing buttons until something works and he can see a small square of his own reflection on the screen.]

Oh! This is so strange. Er, well. Hello.

[He clears his throat and wonders if he looks as confused and dumb-founded as he thinks he probably does. Then removes his hat because he's a gentleman and he's obviously talking to a lady. Even if she does talk funny.]

I don't know about anything else that's happened but I do know that I've just arrived, er. Here. And my name is Christian.

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[saint_kitten]

Oh, they're such finnicky things, these devices. Can never get used to them. Tut, tut, tut.

[ But there's a bit of a smile. It's the English accent and clueless expression, and those adorable eyes that have Kitten leaning in, quirking an eyebrow. ]

You can call me Kitten, darling. Pleasure to meet you in this big ol' hunk of space.

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[swisspoetgoatherd]

[Darling. As strange as she is - and he knows there's something very strange, because she's definitely not your typical woman - she sort of warms his heart. And maybe that's not so difficult to do but he's had a cold heart for a year.

It feels nice to have it thawed a bit.]

Hello, Kitten. Everyone keeps saying we're in space, and it hasn't gotten any easier to understand. I'm terribly confused.

[He sighs.]

But you said you're back. You've been here before?

Voice

[pocketfulofsouls]

Welcome back, love.

Who are you, again?

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[saint_kitten]

Kitten, darling. Saint Kitten.

[voice]

[pocketfulofsouls]

Saints are martyrs, if I'm not mistaken, and your head seems very firmly attached to your neck.

[ And Adam's apple. He sees you there, you naughty little thing. ]

Unless that's your stage name, in which case, you might need to have a look around.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Demons, really, that's what's been on everyone's mind. I'd say welcome back, except I'm not quite sure it's appropriate.

[saint_kitten]

Oh, it's fine. [ She's going to continue with primping her hair, taking a deep breath and sighing dramatically. ]

At least I escaped the dreaded claws of Beelzebub. Heaven knows what he'd do.

[theshabbiestofmen]

So determined you're heading down there? Or was that not metaphorical.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[oh]

...You actually came back? [He's trying for flippantly impressed but no, he's definitely got some of that "OH MY GOD I WAS REALLY SAD YOU LEFT WHY DID YOU GO THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK THERE'S THIS GUY HITTING ON ME BUT AS A JOKE AND THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS AND THERE'S ALSO THE FACT I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH JACK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANY MORE AND AND AND"... whatever that is, in it. His tone has emotions.]

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[saint_kitten]

[ Oh yes, Eridan. Oh yes. And don't think for a MOMENT Kitten doesn't know exactly what you're feeling, she's an expert on this kind of stuff. She rolls her eyes but her smile widens considerably. ]

I couldn't just leave you wallowing in ice cream, now, could I, darling?

Absolutely not. Besides, I need to check up on how you're doing making friends.

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[kingofbabylon]

[ Justin's seen plenty of lovely drag queens and transexuals in his time on Liberty Avenue, so yes, he sees the Adam's apple, and just gives her a pleasant smile. Also 'fiddley boodles', why are you wonderful. ]

We'd have to get a good look at both sides. Will you give us a twirl? [ /chinhands ]

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[saint_kitten]

[ You? Just made her night. She does as she's told, face lighting up. ]

Aren't you a charmer? The name's Kitten, darling. [ And she doesn't give her name out first to just anyone. ]

voice.

[therangerking]

[ Aragorn is observant and hence incredibly confused because the Adam's apple doesn't seem to mesh with the pretty feature. The voice seems more masculine than feminine either- and then Aragorn does a small shrug and tells himself to just wait and see. ]

How did you leave?

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[saint_kitten]

Wish that I remembered, mysterious voice, wish that I remembered.

[ A shrug. For someone who's seen Tranquility's horrors, she seems fairly nonplussed. ]

You're a new one.

[showbizpanache]

Back again?

As in-- You left and came back? You went home?

[saint_kitten]

That's right, home. [ Why are all of these conversations so serious? ]

But I'm back now, darling, and I do believe that's all that matters. Now, ehm--who are you, exactly?

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[alwaysagit]

Tears are shed easily enough. Joy is a bit harder to come by.

[video]

[saint_kitten]

Shame you're still here. [ It isn't meant as a barb--she does tut, however. ] Mr. Moping Library Man doesn't seem to catch a break.

voice;

[coarse]

['My fellow captives'. Hello.]

Maybe later. [beat. She sounds fishy. Too nice, you know. Falsely so.] I think I missed the memo about you, though. What makes you so special?

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[saint_kitten]

[ Kitten looks up, as if the answer would be on the ceiling. ]

Well, mysterious voice, if you get to buying me a drink I just might tell you.

Oh--wait, no, the kitchens, they have all of the alcohol free of charge, don't they?

voice;

[sweetmotherofgod]

[ oh god oh god oh god

please please please ]

...Kitten?

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[saint_kitten]

Yes, darling, that would be my name.

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[tailcrook]

[Sorry, he's easily distracted.]

A... fiddley what?

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[saint_kitten]

Fiddley boodles, pussycat. [ She can't help that last remark. ]