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[showbizpanache]

[Kurt's looking a bit nervous and frazzled today--though honestly, it's hard for him to remember a time in which he hasn't been. When he speaks, his voice is hesitant and even more high-pitched than usual.]

Ah, hello. So-- [He clears his throat.] I-it's been almost a month now since my arrival, and as you might expect, I've learned quite a bit. For instance, of the, ah--the existence of demons, and werewolves, and--er, trolls. [He really doesn't know the proper terms to use, and he flushes a bit, hoping dearly he hasn't just offended anyone.]

I--I don't mean to single anyone out, but I'm just a bit curious-- What other sort of, um, people are here? You don't need to tell me if you don't want to, I just... I'd like to educate myself a little. In my world, there--well, people are quite limited. There isn't any magic or--or demonic possession, if you will. To meet humans who can do extraordinary things, or extraordinary non-human people... It's really rather fascinating, I think.

So... If anyone would like to share anything about themselves or their worlds, I'd really love to know.

[A pause, and he adds under his breath:] Um... There aren't...vampires here, are there?

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[mediumdrip]

.... If there are vampires I promise not to tease you about them again.

[showbizpanache]

Well gee, thanks.

[mediumdrip]

It has been pretty crazy here.

[showbizpanache]

Come and see me?

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[satana]

Yeah. They don't sparkle, though, so calm your panties.

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So you're here too, huh?

[showbizpanache]

Yes, I am here, I should think that's perfectly obvious, and--

Wait, you're saying there are vampires here? [He goes pale...r than usual.]

[satana]

Cool it, snowflake. I've got better crap to do than pay attention to sudden pops of glitter around the ship. There's freaking demons. Not the Emily Rose type.

[ kurt are you going to puke stop that, she should- probably be comforting him here but she's giving a big ol' Kanye shrug instead. ] Yeah, sure. Or one of 'em. She was flashing it all over the phone and everything. But she drinks synthetic blood or some crap. Did we step into an HBO show or is that me?

[showbizpanache]

Synthetic blood. For the vampires.

[A small, slightly hysterical laugh.] Okay. Lovely. When do the leprechauns start running around? Or the dragons? Or the dearly departed ghost of Judy Garland, because anything's possible, right?

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[heltersskelter]

Werewolves, vampires, aliens, angels...

[and ghosts but who's counting.]

Well I've only heard about one angel, but you know.

[showbizpanache]

Aliens I can understand, given we're on some sort of--of Battle Star Galactic-whatever spaceship, but-- Angels?

[heltersskelter]

Just the one, I think.

[showbizpanache]

Oh honestly, 'just the one'-- One is enough, I'd think!

[theshabbiestofmen]

What I find more interesting is the fact we each differ world to world. Werewolves and how they act, for example. I've heard two or three variations from people.

[showbizpanache]

Really? How so?

[theshabbiestofmen]

What one is allergic to-- silver doesn't work on me in my world, nor any other werewolf, but I've heard it a common factor in a few different places.

[showbizpanache]

Well, it makes sense, doesn't it? I mean-- I'm a human, but there are other humans here who can do amazing things, right? So not all humans are the same either.

[A pause, and a laugh.] You know, with everything I've been learning, my world is starting to look pretty boring from here.

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[unparental]

Hey, I don't bite.

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[unparental]

[ SORRY JUST. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. ahem. ]

I'm so, so sorry about that.

[showbizpanache]

No, it's okay, you--

[....]

Wait. Are you the--?

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[tailcrook]

[No magic, demons, no possession?]

Our worlds sound like opposites...!

[showbizpanache]

Ah. Is that so?

[tailcrook]

We don't have werewolves or vampires either, though... not total opposites, then.

[And thinking of it - ]

Or trolls. But horns aren't so strange.

[the_vishual]

There are no Prise from my world aboard the ship, nor Mages.

This is both a good and bad situation.

[ A beat. ]

Man leading themselves. It's quite an odd concept, but you come from such a place. Earth, right?

[showbizpanache]

That's right. It's not as lame as I'm making it sound, I promise.

[the_vishual]

It sounds wonderful. I want to go there!