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[fulminants]

So, really weird Survivor-style place. When do we start voting people off the island?

Okay, okay. Seriously speaking, though. Any of you need some help with getting fires lit to cook and stuff, I'm your guy. [ He grins, evidently mischievous. Clearly, the whole new world thing hasn't dampened his spirits too much. ]

Ladies, any of you wanna have a warm body right there beside you during those really chilly nights? I'm definitely your guy. [ He snaps his fingers, a flicker of flame glowing bright at the tip before it dies out. ] Gotta tell you, I'm a great cuddler.

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[username: hotdamn]

[circumitus]

[Hello, Johnny. Have a deadpan, scar-faced lady.]

So, what? Are we just offering our skills as living matches now?

[fulminants]

[ well hey, lady! ]

Why not? Gotta use 'em, right? Unless this really is some sort of weird competition.

[circumitus]

No, not really. Just didn't know there were others who can do that sort of thing until recently.

[And she's been around for a long, long time. But then again, she's never been the most sociable person, so the fault is all hers.]

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[benumbing]

[The flame trick is interesting, definitely handy.

But the man is annoyingly upbeat.]

Do you always feel a burning sensation?

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[fulminants]

[ Oh, there are more tricks where that came from. Johnny laughs at that. ]

Depends on what kind of burning. If it's the un-fun kind, nooooope. Why?

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[benumbing]

Call it concern for your would-be cuddle partners.

un: JOHANNA

[axeyou]

You don't light yourself on fire while you're cuddling, do you, handsome?

[fulminants]

[ Oh, hello, beautiful. Johnny straightens, attention caught. ]

Not when I'm with someone as stunning as you, promise. Name's Johnny Storm, Johanna.

[axeyou]

Awww.

[Charming. She does a little pout.]

Not even if I want you to? A little? I get so cold. You seem like you'd be a good guy to have around for that.

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[alsohawkeye]

[ Kate appears to be in one of the shacks in camp, judging by the metal panel behind her. She has her chin propped in her hand and a hint of a smirk around her mouth. ]

How do you feel about people roasting marshmallows over you? Hypothetically.

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[fulminants]

That depends. Do I get some sugary goodness after that?

[alsohawkeye]

That would only be fair. Except I'd be making them appear so they'll only last a little while. It's really more like lending you sugary goodness.

[ She grins suddenly. ]

But maybe that's appropriate, since you are my neighbor.

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[bailedontheempire]

I'm not sure if the person who set up your device mentioned it, but we try to avoid the use of video if the visual information isn't vital.

[He says it calmly enough. It's just something he should know.]

[fulminants]

Yeah? Why's that?

[bailedontheempire]

This network is cobbled together from what we could salvage from the ship. The routers we have working don't have a lot of bandwidth and we don't have a lot of storage space to archive a lot of video footage.

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[divaricate]

[She's about to be all "STEVE?!" when she ... actually watches the video through and realizes that this guy? This guy is not Steve Rogers. Steve may be the most attractive Avenger, but he cannot make fire like that.]

Do you prefer people to respond to this with requests for campfires or cuddling?

[Alright, she's amused.]

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[fulminants]

[ damn straight steve rogers is the most attractive avenger; wanda has great taste. ]

Depending on how hot they are, they're welcome to do both. Can't turn down someone in need, right?

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[divaricate]

[she had a Very Serious Discussion with Jemma where she ranked the Avengers looks, ok. It's a science.]

I suppose not. I thought you were the hot one, though? [I mean he can take that in whatever way he wants but she's talking about the fire thing. Mostly.]

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[letmetakeaselfie]

[ tony is just... nope. no. this isn't okay. ]

You have approximately a millisecond to identify yourself, Sparky.

[fulminants]

or else what? who're you?

[letmetakeaselfie]

Or else I keep asking.
Incessantly.

username: machina

[klutziness]

before we talk cuddle puddles, you any use as a blowtorch?

[fulminants]

blowtorch? plenty. what do you need help with?

text. (username: rooster)

[pixelation]

Wow. You are really open about that. That's [ hot -- shit, no ] somewhat unusual where I come from.

You remind me of somebody I used to know. You got a name?

[fulminants]

yeah? where do you come from?

im johnny storm. what's yours?