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[tectus]

[ USER NAME: blake ]

blake's dating service? anyone? ( she's not looking to kick it off again okay she's just curious as to how many people remember that shit storm ) for the people who avoided that little gem, little bits of advice/tips/etc. on surviving in a wild forest with things that want to kill us? might be helpful for people who aren't used to this.

i'll start: please please please always be careful about what you stick in your mouth. don't get me wrong i can't tell you how to live your life, but i don't feel like a repeat of a whole camp tripping on hallucinogenic nuts.

Comments

un: fubar.

[rhyfelgri]

hold up there reigning spelling bee champoin

Who'd you piss on.

[queasycrow]

no one was harmed or pissed on
but sometimes the wind changes

it won t let me fix it

[rhyfelgri]

right into your face, huh?


well personally I like it this way

[queasycrow]

there s probably nothing to be done for it

you are not compassionate
i am giving advice about survival

[rhyfelgri]

hey I need advice about survival, buddy. what else can you tell me about pissing

[queasycrow]

what can t i tell you about pissing

[rhyfelgri]

now that we've established don't do it into the wind

What are yr recommendations for wiping

[queasycrow]

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES USE THE DARK GREEN FURRY LEAVES

[rhyfelgri]

( anyone nearby the science tent will probably hear the sudden hyena laugh inspired by this helpful advice on survival in the wild. )

you're never gonna get your man like this

[queasycrow]

[ W O W. ]

good thing this post also doubles as octavia blake s dating sevrice

[rhyfelgri]

did u need me to write an ad

I'll do it

[queasycrow]

no

[rhyfelgri]

GARRETT HAWKE

AGED BEARD OLD

LOVES DICK

CAN PISS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION ON THE SECOND TRY

LOADS OF MUSCLES

WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH PROBABLY NOT AT HIM EXCLUSIVELY

A REAL CATCH

[queasycrow]

[ Somewhere he is lying on his back next to a campfire, thinking, 'I could probably stop this from happening, but then I'd have to get up'. ]

you can officiate the upcoming wedding

[rhyfelgri]

i will start working on my speech

Right away

[queasycrow]

dog will be the best man
reception will be waiting for him to pass the rings he swallowed
very traditional to FERelden

[alsohawkeye]

Not quite a survival tip but would you like me to show you how to type an apostraphe?

[queasycrow]

i don t mind the mystery

[alsohawkeye]

there is definitely a shortage of mystery around here, after all

[queasycrow]

you have commas too
very fancy

[alsohawkeye]

What can I say? I'm a high class sort of girl.

Look at what else I can do.

[queasycrow]

if red is the grammatical equivalent of unknown evil forces what s purple for

[alsohawkeye]

Purple is for awesome.

[queasycrow]

show me how to make it purple

[alsohawkeye]

Are you sure you're awesome enough?