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[tectus]

[ USER NAME: blake ]

blake's dating service? anyone? ( she's not looking to kick it off again okay she's just curious as to how many people remember that shit storm ) for the people who avoided that little gem, little bits of advice/tips/etc. on surviving in a wild forest with things that want to kill us? might be helpful for people who aren't used to this.

i'll start: please please please always be careful about what you stick in your mouth. don't get me wrong i can't tell you how to live your life, but i don't feel like a repeat of a whole camp tripping on hallucinogenic nuts.

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Text (Username: pteradon)

[dino_zarf]

Well one of the obvious ones would be telling someone who isn't planning to leave camp soon if you're going out in the jungle.

[tectus]

too right. the buddy system only works if one buddy is guaranteed to not kick it unexpectedly, right?

[dino_zarf]

Right. They can't tell anyone when you were supposed to be back if they also got abducted by monkeys

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[queasycrow]

that s a good one

don t eat plants that are oozy
drfinitely wear pants when exploring
be careful when pissing over the side of the canyon

un: fubar.

[rhyfelgri]

hold up there reigning spelling bee champoin

Who'd you piss on.

[queasycrow]

no one was harmed or pissed on
but sometimes the wind changes

it won t let me fix it

[tectus]

has someone fallen when pissing over the side of the canyon?
oh to have a penis.

i did think pants for exploring would be obvious but you're right it bears noting nonetheless.

[queasycrow]

not yet but hopefully everyone reads this advice first to prevent mishaps
it can get windy up there

yes
there is unexpected low hanging branch activity and prickly underbrush to be cautious of

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[benumbing]

Good advice in general.

And on an unrelated note, my old commanding officer used to say that if you have enough condoms, you can survive in the wilderness indefinitely.

[50000volts]

I bet you could make boot covers with condoms. Those could come in handy, actually.

[tectus]

i suppose you can store just about anything in them if you're game

not sure how i'd feel about food or water but desperate times etc.

text; un: tyke

[puppydogeyes]

We have other resources.
Don't use up the condoms.

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[alsohawkeye]

parties around here just haven't been the same without you, you know. i'd kill for a bowl of uncooked rice.

[tectus]

it's a shame the venue changed so much i was really holding out for a second round after the success of the first.

uncooked foraged berries doesn't have the same party feel to it.

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[50000volts]

That's just good life advice period.

Hallucinogenic Nuts is the name of my Psychedelic Furs cover band.

[tectus]

pretty much to be honest. if it looks questionable don't eat it. survival 101 with me.

what's a psychadelic fur and why are you covering it.

( sry darce they don't have 1970s rock in space )

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[bailedontheempire]

Just try to keep all dating related traffic to text and voice.

Also you realize we'll most likely get hallucinogenic wind or something of that nature next time.

[tectus]

keep hold of your hat pal, no dating here. murder planet is somehow even less designed for dating than creepy spaceship. just a throwback, that's all

(although if u need help let me know)

don't say that, i'm touching wood. and crossing my fingers. and praying to religious figures. dealing with drugged up fools is not fun.

text; un: tyke

[puppydogeyes]

Carry a weapon.

[tectus]

solid life advice in general. 10/10

do we have enough arms for everyone here? i haven't exactly taken inventory.

text; un: wolfpupy

[strayed]

You're not seriously going to start that stupid dating service again.

[tectus]

if we suddenly stop having to fear for our lives every second week then sure why not. until then i'm just seeing who remembers. easier than rattling off a list of names like "ARE YOU STILL HERE"

text; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

oh yeah i definitely remember that. i think there's a few others still around who do as well. [you know, since she remembers talking to them there and all that]

that's good advice. when did that happen at camp?

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[doggedly]

im so glad youre back blakes dating service
i havent had the chance to say it to you yet cos i didnt know that you were back but im so glad youre back :)))))



tell me more about these hallucinigentic nuts
were they addictive nuts

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[onewithfido]

there is so much to question about this entry, I don't even know where to start.