[Voice]

[foundafamily]

All right. I’ve got two things.

So if gettin'... um... close to people makes us bleed less, it seems like now would be a good time to get people together to spar. So I’m offerin’ now, if anybody wants to meet in the gym or whatever.

[Because that should work just as well as holding someone’s hand or hugging them, right? And it’s much less weird and embarrassing--Firo's sure that the ship's intending to torture them even more with the "solution" to their problem and he'll do his damndest to get out of it.]

And the second thing I got... Well, it’s kinda gross, so I won’t show it right here. You’re welcome.

[He hesitates, realizing he really should have rehearsed this at some point. How the hell does he explain this?]

I got an eye in my locker. Thought I’d ask around and see if anybody wants it, ‘cause I sure as hell don’t want this thing hangin' around and watchin' me sleep. Somebody said Medical might be interested.

And no, it’s not all gross from sittin’ around. I’ll show you if you want.

[By all rights, it should be kind of gross, given how long ago the jump was. This eye is a bit... special. As most immortal eyes are.]

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[voice]

[circumitus]

You're trying to hock off someone's eyeball?

[what are you even doing, bro]

[voice]

[foundafamily]

[Hey, bro. Nothing to see here, bro.

Firo's pouting can probably be heard in his voice.]

...You make it sound like I'm doin' somethin' shady when you say it like that.

And it's not someone's eyeball, it's--

[Oh, wait. Huey's a dick, but he's still a someone, isn't he?]

He was an asshole.

[voice]

[circumitus]

[She's not going to judge because she loves you, man. But what the fuck.]

...So you actually know whose eye that is?

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[50000volts]

Gross. You got an eyeball in your locker? Does it seem sentient?

[ Darcy is bored. Sorry, Firo. ]

I bet I know someone who'd take it off your hands.

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[foundafamily]

What, like does it have a mind of its own? I don't... I don't think so. It's just an eye.

[Oh, god, way to make this more horrifying, lady.]

Seriously? Who? I'm game for a trade.

[Or he'll give it for free. But, hey, why not get something out of it if he can.]

Voice

[bailedontheempire]

I believe Xenogen was interested in collecting specimens like that from the lockers.

Voice

[foundafamily]

Xenogen, huh? They're the... creepy monster stuff people?

Voice

[bailedontheempire]

The official description involves alien life.

But yes, essentially, creepy monster stuff.

[voice]

[savethebullshit]

[Anne's voice sounds amused, even though she also sounds tired]

I can think of better things to try and pass off on your friends than an eyeball, Firo.

[voice]

[foundafamily]

[Firo always has a smile for Anne and it shows in his tone--it's only lightly sarcastic, not as testy as it might be with someone else who said the same thing.]

No, really? What would that be, eh?

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[savethebullshit]

[A soft, barkish laugh, because Anne is bad at laughing even now]

Personally, I could always use a drink. But candy has statistically been a fan favorite.

If you really need somewhere to dump off the eye, I'll keep it for you until you can find somebody to take it off your hands for good.

[brainsqueeze]

I hadn't considered sparring.
When will you be there?

[foundafamily]

Haven't actually tried it yet but why shouldn't it work?

I can be there now. Well. Really soon.

[brainsqueeze]

If it doesn't work at least it's a distraction for a while.
Maria Hill. I'll come down.

voice.

[kutte]

What, you're not gonna make a necklace out of 'em?

voice.

[foundafamily]

Is that what people're doin' these days?

I don't like this guy enough to carry a piece a' him around with me all the time.

voice.

[kutte]

Dunno. How many people are getting body parts in their locker?

[ a pause, then-- ]

Donating it to science is probably the best. If you're not making gruesome jewelry out of it, what's the point?

voice.

[fullmoon]

[ Creepy monster stuff, you said. ]

I found a jar of children's teeth in my locker a while ago. I gave them to Xenogen. They're trying to learn where all of it comes from.

voice.

[foundafamily]

...So you're sayin' that's not somethin' you had back home, right? It just popped up here?

[It'd better be--that's just plain creepy, dude. But the way he talks about Xenogen figuring out where they came from seems to imply the less weird alternative. Yay.]

Mine's a bit different...

voice.

[fullmoon]

They might be able to sort out why it isn't decomposing.

[ Eyes are supposed to do that, you know. ]

The teeth just popped up. I suppose they could have been from my world somehow, but they aren't teeth I was already familiar with.

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[fusterclucked]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with carrying around an eyeball. Sometimes they can be useful.

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[foundafamily]

[Considering he's the one who ripped it out of the guy's skull in the first place, he probably shouldn't judge.

...But he will anyway.

He raises an eyebrow.]

And how, exactly, would that be, huh? Throw it at people to make 'em leave you alone?

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[fusterclucked]

Retinal scanners, obviously.

[what backwater planet are you from, dude? (probably not one that carves out eyeballs of presumably dead guys with sporks.)]

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[dogbane]

[The sender is CMO » 028 » 073.]

we will take it
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[foundafamily]

It's not leakin too much I can just use a cup.

Whats it worth to you

[He's mostly joking, but still. Why not ask?]