the blair map project

[fullmoon]

Hello. Sirius & I had a go at mapping the ship, & it went a bit wrong.

Not wrong like the boggart went wrong. Don't worry. Everything is fine, except our map, although to be safe everyone should avoid the lounge on 005 near the 070s rooms for a day or two while we sort it. It's possible that the spellwork is off. But as we're actually very good at this (I promise) the more likely explanation is that something else is off.

If things had gone according to plan, it would have been a map that was anchored to the ship & able to move with the corridors & so on. It's hard to explain what happened, but we have it recorded.

ATTACHMENT:

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[The video starts (as so many videos taken by wizards historically do) focused on the floor - but only for a moment. Sickening swoopy pitch of someone turning their device around, with brief camera-against-a-hand darkness, before--

A nice bright lounge, just like every other lounge - sofas maybe looking a little more plump but otherwise, totally nondescript. Except here’s Remus, not waving, and--]

Oh, come on. [--Sirius, holding the camera. The picture jiggles around a little, in disappointment.] At least do the introduction to our brilliant life’s work. Well, part of life’s.

[And; and this is really what’s interesting here. Behind Remus, behind overstuffed sofas - traced all across the blank grey and white walls of the lounge - are these lines, loads and loads of lines. Better than a mural, this is rooms and corridors and grav couches and empty space. A map of the Tranquility, traced out in painstaking architectural perfection, all around the room, like the skeleton of the ship in panorama.]

Five jumps. Five million identical empty rooms. [ Only one of those is an exaggeration. Both sound a bit distracted, as he's frowning at notes instead of putting on a performance. Why is he on this side of the camera. ] Two unnamed wizards present... [ This is where a fancy name would go, if it had one. It doesn't. ] A great big map.

[ He looks up at Sirius' face to see if that was good enough, then down at the camera lens. He doesn't wave, but he does cross his eyes and stick out his tongue for a second and a half. ]

Are you ready?

Always!

[The triumphant proclamation is accompanied by Sirius toggling his device (and the recording) to the other hand, so he can get at his wand more properly. Mostly the picture is of the floor now. And there are some things that remain secret, so whatever spell to activate the thing that is mumbled -

And then, a confused silence, brief, before the indistinct chatter of did we say it wrong, no we couldn’t’ve, we’re geniuses, starts up - and then that, too, cuts off abruptly, and the video swings back up, because -

Because the map is exploding out from itself. The neat ordered lines of corridors and rooms, all of it is unraveling, spooling outwards, black on black. Hallways stretch out of their places; living quarters distend, sagging - like spindled fingers, reaching, like thick ribbons, the lines of the map expanding from their boundaries, stretching onto the ceiling, spilling and crawling onto the floor. Black, and more black, and more black, filling in the walls, and it keeps going, and going.

The tone of the background noise has taken on more urgency now, still indistinct - what the hell, bloody shit, did you say it wrong, did you say it wrong - there’s little zaps of magic, brief frantic spellwork, all of it caught in the periphery of the camera - and none of it does nothing to stop the growth of the map, the map is still growing, an inexorable spill of black - Sirius backs up as the lines have nearly reached them, and then -

All at once, the lines retreat, like ink being sucked down a drain, but quicker. One smooth slick slide back, winding up, all of the lines returning back to one central point, to a small space high on one of the walls - which is not a point at all, but a square shape: a room. The boundaries of its walls look thick at first, as all the rest of the lines flow back into it - but shape thins out, absorbing everything, every bit of black, until it’s the only thing drawn on the wall. The single box, outlined in black. Empty.

The video stays focused there a moment, on the still lines. There is a very quiet the bloody fuck - . Then it clicks off.]

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It still looks like that. We've been watching it for a while & nothing has changed. If anyone has any ideas, we would love to hear them.

Comments

[overdraws]

oh no!
poor sirius
what about you remus
do you need a hug?

[doggedly]

no no hes the one you ought not to be hugging
obviously hes the one thats contaminated
and its reached his brains
poor soul

well let him dry out then perhaps he can be touched again
but in the meantime

[overdraws]

are you sure?
he seems ok to me

[doggedly]

brainsick
trust me
i know it when i see it & i know him better than anyone

[overdraws]

but doesn't he know you better than everyone?

[doggedly]

course
but is brain is sicker than mind


fact

[fullmoon]

If we're both brainsick then neither of us can be trusted.

Or hugged.

[doggedly]

no

[overdraws]

he has a point
for my own safety

[doggedly]

very sweet

only out of the 2 of us ive been more consistently concerned for your saftey
dont forget that

[doggedly]

then again you could also just hug us both
whateve you got to lose

[fullmoon]

All this sudden disregard for your safety.
Very inconsistent, Allison, wouldn't you say?
Clear sign of instability.

[overdraws]

hmmmmmmmmmmm
i'd have to agree with you there remus

[doggedly]

are you joking
this is a clear trap

[fullmoon]

Why would I volunteer not to be hugged if I didn't have her best interests at heart?

[doggedly]

youre very crafty
no one believe it of you
its the face

[fullmoon]

I have a very crafty face.

[doggedly]

thats what ive always said
no one ever listens but ive always said

[overdraws]

for who?

[fullmoon]

No one. Clearly.

[overdraws]

that sounds like something someone setting a trap would say

[fullmoon]

What would someone not setting a trap say?

[doggedly]

you!

[overdraws]

me!

[doggedly]

YOU !

of course he wants to trap you