six ♬ backdated to the 25th

[unmakes]

WANTED:

- deck of cards because someone fifty two pickup'd a couple of mine straight into the freakin air vent

- movie reccs, book reccs, show reccs, hit me

- if anyone has oldies of the motown variety you should hook me up. or just sing them to me, i'm not picky

- do we have meat?? of any kind?? i feel like i've been eating soy for actual years
y'know
instead of just one actual year

WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU:

uhhhhh i inherited flavored lube if that's a thing you'd want

also men's jeans and a leather jacket and really douchey shades

i can basically make you look and taste like That Guy Who Is Full Of Himself But Everyone Wants To Bang Him Anyway if that's a thing you'd want

alternatively i'm kind of adorable and you'll have my undying gratitude and all that

TOTALLY UNRELATED those of you trying to call me to find someone, i am no longer responsible for keeping track of that someone. i'm just saying. cut that shit out

Comments

[fullmoon]

We can probably summon your cards.
What makes sunglasses 'douchey'?

[unmakes]

if you put them on and look in the mirror and you're like

wow i'm strangely compelled to punch that guy in the face

you know the shades are douchey

[fullmoon]

What if that's just your face?
Can sunglasses be douchey on one person & fine on another?

Where did you get them?

[unmakes]

it's not just your face, your face is fine

and i want to say yes but the more i think about it, the more i realize the face prob needs punched with or without the shades. shades don't douche people, people douche people

or something

i inherited them from my roomie back home when he was here
then i gave them to harry and he freakin left
so now they're back

[fullmoon]

You're very kind.

Are you sure you don't want to punch the sunglasses?
Get it out of your system?
I can come up with something face-shaped to put them on.

[klutziness]

how douchey of a shade is the leather jacket?

[unmakes]

well i meant shades like sunglasses, not that the jacket is a douchey shade but

it's pretty douchey too, black leather is the new black apparently

[klutziness]

man i was hoping for red
anyway i don't have any motown but i've got ke$ha and an 80s mix

[unmakes]

that is super tempting not gonna lie. if i don't find any actual motown i will totally get back to you

[klutziness]

for the ke$ha or 80s?
this is an important question
also my name is rikku

[birdarang]

Couldn't you just find a spare deck of cards lying around the ship somewhere?

Also not interested in any of your rewards, but the thought is appreciated.

[unmakes]

people just leave that shit laying around?? since when? because that would've been super handy a few months ago

[righteously]

let me see the jacket
maybe we can make a deal here

[ Because his jacket selection here was incredibly small. AKA one, and Winchester loves him a douchey leather jacket. ]

[unmakes]

[ enclosed: a picture of this jacket lying on a vaguely-made bed. ]

what have you got to offer

[righteously]

[ s q u i n t that might be kosher, actually. Looks badass and borderline douchey, so basically his style. ]

a recommendation for the greatest damn show you can marathon on this ship & the lowdown on how you can get a real chicken.

what size is that jacket

[unmakes]

it's size Dean

i checked the tag

[righteously]

and you're an expert at sizing since... ?
unless you've worked a longstanding job as a tailor or something I'm gonna need specifics before I give up the goods, sweetheart

text;

[humanistic]

And did you inherit all that from the same source?


[Because, ew. Also long time no talk girlfriend.]

text;

[unmakes]

yes and no??

like the jacket is actually a double of aidan's jacket which he apparently got when aidan disappeared the first time ??? idk how that went down. so it's technically not his, no. and the shades weren't his at any point. just.... the lube

[ hello again, did you miss her ]

text;

[humanistic]

[um great so this is what it feels like to sort of have missed someone]

That was what he left to you in his will.

Wow.

text

[pushesback]

You know, I probably wouldn't mind being that guy. What flavor's the lube?

text

[unmakes]

strawberry oooor watermelon

and hate to break it to you but you're dangerously close to being that guy even without my help. i'm just saying

text

[pushesback]

No sour apple? Damn.

HA. And in case that doesn't come across through text, it's the sound of me laughing.

text

[unmakes]

i hear the watermelon is actually not bad at all

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