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[tectus]

[ one day octavia will have something useful to say on the network.

today, unfortunately, is not that day, and the morning after the jump the tranquility is blessed with this little piece of poetry. ]

ATTENTION! SEEKING:
HOTTIES FOR A LITTLE FUN WITH A CUTE (sometimes) BUBBLY BLONDE

MUST:
- not be a dick (non negotiable)
- be attractive (subjective so you know feel free to put your hand up even if you don't think you're a babe)
- have a sensitive side (our blonde here is a little on the shy side when it comes to the lip to lip action)
- not be as dull as watching paint dry (please for the love of all that is good know how to hold a conversation)
- don't be super old. that would be weird.

applications can be made here for review by me (octavia) before being passed onto the blonde. just so you know, she doesn't wind up with anyone weird or creepy.

good work guys, back to your regularly scheduled work or whatever.

[ and, as an afterthought: ]

also, bellamy blake is gone, whatever that means. home, hopefully. just in case he managed to actually make any friends here despite the handicap of being a huge dork. thought you should know.

[ now she's done. ]

Comments

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[regulatingpressure]

Does she know you're doing this?

(Also, I have to tell you I'm over here laughing my ass off re: "don't be super old".)

[ you know why, o. you absolutely know why. ]

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[tectus]

depends on your definition of 'know'. [ which is to say no, she doesn't have a clue ] she just needs a gentle push in the right direction.

ouch reyes, he's not SUPER old. or well. i mean it hasn't come up yet.

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[regulatingpressure]

Hey, whatever you're both into I guess.

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[overdraws]

i've been told they go home
for what it's worth

[tectus]

i mean obviously it's a little vague for my liking. it'd be nice to have a little more confirmation.
but it helps. hoping for the best and all that, right?

[ if...hoping that your brother got sent back into the middle of a war is 'the best' but u no ]

[overdraws]

in this place it's all you really can do
but I'd like more confirmation too
I just don't think we're ever going to get it

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[alsohawkeye]

How does she feel about magic? And how old is super old?

[tectus]

well i mean magic is new to us in a big way, like only since arriving here new, but she's wonderfully non-judgemental, i'm sure it wouldn't be a dealbreaker. she's 18 so it's a bit of an open ended question but you know like, not weird. not to say she isn't mature for her age, but lets not be too gross here.

[alsohawkeye]

The friend I have in mind is a wizard, but his kind of magic is pretty cool in my experience. He's 22ish, laid back, very cute, can be lots of fun but is a little on the shy side about putting himself out there, hence my assist here.

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[doggedly]

oi

[alsohawkeye]

You don't need help getting dates.

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[romancekiller]

[clarke definitely had no idea about this. from seeing this on the network, it leaves her slightly stunned and a bit flustered while being totally unamused by it]

octavia. what are you doing? [this better be about some other blonde haired friend because she wants no part in this okay]

[tectus]

just...enquiring! throwing the net out, seeing what bites. [ she's mixing up fishing analogies, but it's hardly her fault they haven't had actual fishing for almost a century. ] i didn't use names! just...have an open mind. see if anything turns up.

[romancekiller]

well have you considered the fact your friend might not be interested? [because she is so not ready for this especially since she is still not over what happened with finn]

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[foolproofed]

aw, man, bell pepper's gone, huh?

showed him the jungles to help him out with the whole stuck in space again thing

he was a nice guy

made a lot of sassy faces @ me

to be expected

[tectus]

did you call him bell pepper? i really hope you called him bell pepper to his face, he would have hated it.

suppose i should be glad he's not stuck in space any more, huh? if the whole 'going back home' theory holds, anyway.

[foolproofed]

he was too bummed to throw nicknames at him

but i kinda wish i did now

i promise if he ever gets podded back in, i'll call him every nickname i can think of


but i don't think you need to worrry
lotta people go home and come back telling us they returned home

it's pretty solid

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[cabbagepatching]

please tell me she's like 30 to 45. i have a friend that could use a date.

[Travis no.]

[tectus]

yeeeeaah no she's like 18.

but do you need help getting your friend a date/laid? because i can totally assist with that. we'll find him someone

[cabbagepatching]

damn

oh hey yeah! especially laid, as i'm sure that would improve his mood.

[yardbird]

And what - by your definition - would be considered "super old?"

Not that I'm interested, I'm just asking.

[CONSIDERING HIS WIFE IS LIKE HALF HIS AGE HAHAHA WOW OOPS.]

[tectus]

well you know like. adult age. parent age. just for dating teenagers though! not for real life stuff

[ smooth, o, real smooth ]

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[doggedly]

how does she feel about magic

[tectus]

we practice equal opportunity making out on the ark regardless of age, gender or magical status

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[forerun]

[Minho is replying more out of amusement than interest. Is this what the world is like? Maybe he should try getting Newt laid so he could lighten up a bit and stop acting like such a mom.]

With friends like you, why need anyone else?