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[pushesback]

I know there's been a lot of weird shit going down lately, but all my brain keeps coming up with is how I'd kill for a cigarette.

Okay, "kill" might be an exaggeration. Kinda feel like I'm dying though. I don't know if I've gotten a reputation as a guy who'll take off his shirt and fight for shit or not, but that's something I'd do for a cigarette. Just light it up and put it between my lips if i get ko'd.

Basically, the point of this is if anyone finds a carton in their locker and wants to work out a deal or play for them or something, come see me. I used to be able to make a pack do me a month if I really stretched it. Now I bet I could make one last me the rest of my time on this thing. Everyone's got something like that, right?

Also, ramen. Shrimp or chicken. If you're gonna dream, dream big.

[Hey, for him, smokes and instant noodles are dreaming big.]

Comments

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[letsjustgogo]

You have shockingly low expectations.

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[pushesback]

I'm low maintenance. It helps.

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[treasonista]

Today's your lucky day.

[ Attached is a picture of three cigarettes held between manicured fingers. ]

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[pushesback]

Sorry if this is kinda forward, but those are the three most beautiful fingers I've ever seen.

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[kutte]

I'd call you overdramatic, but I know the sentiment. You try the Gardens yet?

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[pushesback]

Nah. Why, is there some guy selling loosies there?

[alsohawkeye]

You want to talk to Ned in Agriculture. (But I'm still holding you to that shirtless fighting.)

[axeyou]

[hey great minds, etc.]

Men are so disappointing

[pushesback]

See, that's how you help a friend out.

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[axeyou]

Hey, don't promise yourself for another shirtless fight when you haven't even given me my first one.

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[pushesback]

Sorry, my friend [What the fuck is his name.] must've had something come up. Shouldn't I win by disqualification?

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[humanistic]

There's no way you could make just one last.

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[pushesback]

One way of proving yourself right. You got one?

[unmakes]

"a reputation as a guy who'll take off his shirt and fight for shit or not" um wow excuse you, is there a reason i'm like the last to hear about this

because you'd think i wouldn't be

i'm just saying

see if i get you smokes now

[pushesback]

It was one time! In fact, it never even happened so it was less than one time.




Seriously, could you get me smokes?

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[de_void]

don't you have a not!boyfriend you can see shirtless?

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[puppydogeyes]

You can make noodles.

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[pushesback]

That sounds like cooking and I don't do a lot of that.

[priceoffreedom]

Ramen?

[pushesback]

Instant noodles. You know 'em.

[Surely you know 'em.]

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[culver]

I have some cigarettes.

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[pushesback]

Great, where'd you get them?

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[blackmagus]

I'll keep my eyes open for them.

[Fortescue certainly isn't going to use them herself.]

Making a pack last the rest of our trip might be rather tricky, though.

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[pushesback]

Probably. But I'm pretty good at that sort of thing.

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[foolproofed]

that shit is terrible for your lungs, bro

how about a nice fat healthy doobie instead

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[pushesback]

Wait, they have that here?