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[welcome to another installment of roomba rumble! if you're new to the game, there's a feed from some undisclosed location by an undisclosed man making roombas fight to the death. thanks an ~*~anonymous donor ~*~ it's:

SHOOTS FIRST vs SAW HEAD

or so it says across the devices, should you choose to view this message. SHOOTS FIRST happens to be a roomba that has a magnum strapped to the top of it and SAW HEAD, well SAW HEAD is in the description.

then, it switches to text.]

i can't trust any of u 2 do this right. my roombas got destroyed and i got nothing from this. simple solution: place ur bets for this special fight. no live tickets. feed directly 2 communicators.

whatever u have, will take.

roomba activists need not apply.

good luck.

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This is seriously one of the best things ever.

I've got a bar of chocolate that says SHOOTS FIRST wins.

oh good i'll give them chocolate when they feel bad that they got sawed in half.

do u have any scrap metal?

You said you would take anything. If you mean anything that happens to be scrap metal, you need to be more specific for us newbies.

Is that really the only way to get in on this action? I have to track down some scrap?

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stiles is this you?

[ because this is 100% the kind of thing stiles would do ]

sure why not
hello friend of mine
how are our mutual friends

they're mutual

[ Okay, now she has a sneaking suspicion it isn't, because the other thing Stiles would do is absolutely take credit. Anyway. ]

I just got here so I don't have any money, but uh... I'm voting for shot first?

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no but do you think we should

we could name one peter hale and the other one deucalion and let them destroy one another

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saw head will win

do you not understand the concept of betting

I have no scrap metal + if I did I wouldn't bet with it so just putting it out there I don't feel like roombas would be a good shot

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Are roomba activists really a thing.

yeah they are
it's annoying

are you the same anon I had a dance party with? (:

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sure y not
yes i am that person

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How big's the pool?

idk i offered up a chocolate bar but APPARENTLY that isn't GOOD ENOUGH for some people

who the fuck doesn't want to win a bar of actual chocolate on this fucking bucket? (that guy, apparently)

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It's great. Once I explain the concept of betting to some damn kids.

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[He actually looked at the network and what does he find?]

Explain to me how robot fights even begin to be a good idea.

isn't it despicable

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i said

NO ROOMBA ACTIVISTS

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a sandwich made from a secret stash of meat from that one planet thing you guys stopped at a couple months back

on saw head

this is seriously a no brainer

thank u
ur in

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[... hey. Mathilda likes guns.]

Cigarettes. Shoots First.

done.

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