testgasm: (nobody ever tells me anything)
WHEATLEY ([personal profile] testgasm) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion 2011-12-09 05:47 pm (UTC)

[Congratulations, Dave you have met the robot who is physically incapable of understanding the concept of a rhetorical question.]

What I mean is that I was just floating around, being in space, minding my own business, when suddenly I'm falling out of a tank, and I've got fingers. Didn't have them before. Have them now, along with a whole lot of other things I rather dislike having. Not that difficult to grasp.

Oh. Oh is that what you were asking? Should have just said so in the first place!

[There is the sound of throat clearing. This is VERY OFFICIAL.]

Uhhh...Don't actually know how old I am, might have to get back to you on that. Male, maybe in more of a physical sense, now, but that's beside the point. Aaaaaand...space. Think you're going to get the same answer across the board for that one, mate. We're all in space.

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