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[lacksgrace]

[ Hey, TQ. It's been a while. So long, in fact, Bells doesn't even know why he's bothering with this sort of thing anymore, but he's bored. And more than a little lonely. ]

It's nice all of you are getting these cute ideas about trying to have some fun, but it's probably not gonna last very long. [ Great way to start out the video. He stretches back. ] Everything's shit most of the time, and making the, uh, best of a bad situation just won't work up here. Most of it's boring, sure. But when things get bad, they get bad.

You can't talk your way out of it. [ Much to his disappointment. ] And you certainly can't pretend it's all gonna get better. There's a few easy rules to stick to while you're here. [ He holds up a finger. ] Don't make friends. [ Another goes up. ] Don't try to get cozy.

Stick to those, and things might not be so bad. Then again-- [ Bells shrugs, rubbing a hand over his face. ] Anyway. There are other things worth doing while you're here. However long that might be.

If you wanna know, just ask. If not... Enjoy being in Hell. 'Cause it's all worse than actually being there.

[ And click. The best motivational speaker ever. ]

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[alsohawkeye]

You know drug peddling really isn't my thing but have you considered marijuana?

[lacksgrace]

doesnt really do anything for me.

unless you have some that works on angels

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[faithlessly]

Who peed in your cereal?

[ bc he has a list of who peed in his, so maybe they can compare notes. ]

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[lacksgrace]

[ Ugh. Ugh. ]

You really need me to tell you that?

[alsohawkeye]

Unfortunately probably not, as far as I know it's just normal Earth pot. I haven't actually tried it here yet. Did I know you're an angel?

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[faithlessly]

Sometimes it's not the obvious things with you.

[ drama queen. ]

[lacksgrace]

dunno. its not like i keep it a secret or anything

maybe we can try it together????

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[lacksgrace]

Trust me, it's obvious. [ Or he thinks it is anyway. ] Haven't seen you in a while either. Thought you skipped out just like--

[ He frowns and doesn't say anything. ]

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[faithlessly]

Nope. Thought about it durin' our pit stop though. [ when they'd been able to take the shuttle to a planet which had seemed... cool, almost. ] Got dragged back.

[alsohawkeye]

I don't know, that sounds like it might come dangerously close to fun or friendliness

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[lacksgrace]

Yeah, me too. [ Except he wasn't dragged back by someone. He doesn't have anyone. ] Figured I should be here just in case. You know?

[lacksgrace]

look

if you dont wanna do it, just say no. [ He's not in the mood for this. ]

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[faithlessly]

In case of what?

[ no, really, enlighten him. ]

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[lacksgrace]

Don't be stupid. You know why.

[ Just don't. ]

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[faithlessly]

You said this place is worse than Hell. Don't see how anyone who feels that way would choose to come back.

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[lacksgrace]

There's always the chance they're gonna come back. I don't have that in Hell.

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[faithlessly]

[ tch. ]

And just as easily they're gonna disappear.

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[lacksgrace]

You think I don't know that? There's plenty of people I'd rather have here over you, but look what I got stuck with.

[allbloodyhail]

Space Hell and real Hell... they're not really comparable. [ not that he doesn't compare them all the damn time anyway. ]

What exactly am I supposed to be asking here? [ bc um consider it asked!! ]

[lacksgrace]

They're comparable enough. One's a whole lot better than the other. [ Just gonna sigh at this dude. ] What else there is to do here. You know, that's more productive than being nice to people.

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[faithlessly]

[ ahah. ]

Hope you throw a party if I do ever get out of here.

[allbloodyhail]

Yeah, at least the TQ doesn't have Charmed. And space Rocky isn't half bad.

[ they can just not... with the being nice. ]

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[lacksgrace]

Knowing you, you'd just come right back. It'd be a waste of a good party.

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[faithlessly]

Yeah, but maybe all rebooted and stuff. What would you do then?

[lacksgrace]

Uh. What're those supposed to be exactly?

[ Angel stuck in Hell, remember. ]