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Did the shuttle that went missing, er, did it ever, well...come back?

Er.

That is.

We might have seen the shuttle that went missing? Maybe? Back on the little colony. And I was just...wondering! if it had been found and brought back to the ship? Possibly?

Yes?

All right, thank you!

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Well, that's just offensive, isn't it.

And yet you're not arguing with the truth of it.

It - I - I - I do argue. I am arguing. A bit. It's - It's only World War Three in that I, I, I, I, don't compromise, and also don't you think maybe we ought to - limit the World War comparisons?

Excuse me--I'm like practically a veteran, George. I get to make all the jokes I like.

[A veteran of WWI but--details!!]

Come on. There's a reason we buried Risk under all the other games, and you know it.

Oh, I do know the reason. And the reason is that Annie is rotten at it.

That--

[A beat.]

--is, admittedly, one of the reasons. But you didn't help, Emperor Sands. Gloating until you were beaten in one lousy battle, and then we were all cheating.

Well, you never proved you weren't. And honestly, we still have to drag out bloody Monopoly sometimes, don't we, and you two really do cheat at that one.

Look, I'm only saying this one more time: you losing isn't evidence of anyone cheating.

Oh, no, it's - it's certainly not. What is evidence of cheating, possibly, is that I always lose when you're banker.

Oh my God, are we seriously going over this again.

It's - It's simply a pattern that perhaps could use a bit of - of exploring! You or Annie are the banker, and I lose. I'm the banker, and suddenly, the, the, the monopoly economy might as well be - be - the economy of, of Switzerland, mightn't it.

Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what it is.

You know what I think is, I think you're looking for conspiracy where there really isn't one. I mean, Jesus, you practically accused Annie of rigged die when she got the free parking space.

[Muttered, because Annie doesn't like the O-word:]

Well, she can do the bit with Ouija boards, can't she. Could do it with dice too.

[oh my god no, and if they were in person, Mitchell would grab George by the elbow and yank him out of the room, because oh my god no--as it is, he has to settle for a short slightly-panicked pause to check for a reaction, and not George's reaction, because--

Oh, god, did Annie hear this?]

George.

Oh, don't - don't George me like that...

[Even though, admittedly, he already regrets his rash decision to talk about that. Because, yeah, what if Annie hears?]

It's - it's - We oughtn't just ban words wholesale, ought we.

[Annie is so going to hear, so, just, one more time, warning--]

George.

It's not right, Mitchell!

George, would you shut up, it doesn't really matter--

Oh.

My.

God!!

[Defensively:]

It's - This is something I've meant to speak of a while.

Great.

Look, can I be excused from this, 'cause it really doesn't have much to do with me, at this point--

No! Absolutely-

I don't just go around asking, asking-

If George is hungry like the wolf, do I?

[oh my god why VERY QUICKLY]

Shh, Annie, don't--

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hi :')

oh hi mark :,)

oh hi doggy :')

wow no dog jokes are for you

that's racist

typist actually

I think a typist is something else

it's you

no it's a secretary

how demeaning

of the Communist Party, it's Stalin

hey how about you quit Stalin and Trotsky over to pat me on my head

You don't want Stalin's pat on your head, it's with ice picks

gross ok never mind

are you sure

well could ice picks be like ice cream instead

mmmmmmm yes

HI I'M MAKING MICI'S PHONE MAKE NOISE IN THE CAR HI

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