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[There a click on, and the clear sound that someone is there, but there's a pause, like maybe someone is making sure.]

Is this broadcast going through?

I think I got it-

Hello, Tranquility, my name is Steve Rogers.

I'd like to be directed to whoever is in charge of Security, if that's not too much trouble. And I'd like to know if it's possible to see out into space. Are there any windows on board?

[Annnnd a pause, and a fumble.]

Is it off?

[And then another pause.]

Sorry, excuse me-

[And NOW it's off.]

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[From somewhere behind the screen there's the voice of someone who has maybe gotten a little bored.]

You could tell her I don't mind watching the dancing.

Since when do I do the talking for you?

[Nothing audible, but a shadow mime of well you sure seem to be doing enough of it right now.]

[And a shadow mime of you're crazy I'm just being polite and I'll mess this up in two seconds probably.]

[And the universal shadowpuppet sign language for No, I'm proud, really, we're good. You go on.]

[ THIS FACE. ]

You greatly overestimate my hand-eye co-ordination.

[So he saunters round to the right side of the screen. Which is a shame, he was going to do a crane and bunny next.]

Didn't know you needed them for tap.

[ ...FACE. Eighteen year old girl. Just. Face. ]

Did I just walk into a buddy cop movie? [ Gesturing with her finger, somewhat rapidly, between right-side-of-screen-Guy and what's-the-premise-of-Space-Jam. ] Is that what's going on here?

[They do have faces. Look, she's proof.

(What is the premise of Space Jam?)]

Seen any of his movies? [If this is a buddy movie then he's Clint Eastwood and Steve's the ape.] Because they actually have dancing.

[ :O ]

He's in movies?

[ ?! ]

He's in the chorus line.

[Can you see the butter not melting in this smug mouth.]

[ LOUD IMITATION OF EXTREMELY CALIFORNIAN ACCENT: ]

Oh. My. God.

He's a musical theater actor?

Spends most of his time in tights.

[Someone's going to tackle him off the screen shortly. It's coming.]

[ Veronica kind of— lights up, her grin growing ten sizes larger as she fans herself with her hand. ]

Why, I do declare, that is the finest pair of sticks I've ever seen on any man.

[Oh god he's blushing.]

[ He blushes; she grins. ]

Comfortable?

High kicks the envy of Paris.

[And the device is WRESTLED AWAY apparently (rude) while he cracks up behind.]

Okay you can't be trusted with this anymore-

[He's wrestling it away!]

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