![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
video »
[ This isn't going to be sweet but it will be short, courtesy of your resident Prince Not-So Charming. ]
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.
voice.
Because I would be an annoyance at your side until you concede? [NOT SMILING, NO.] Perhaps we could do without the threatening of lives, in the meanwhile.
voice.
You are never not an annoyance. I've not threatened lives, Legolas, only limbs.
[ He once ripped a man's lips off his face because he wouldn't be quiet WHAT'S THE BIG DEAAAL. ]
voice.
Such is my life. [part-time guard, part-time son, full-time annoyance.] You threatened to shoot on sight, Nuada. I heard no mention of lives or limbs, nor whether you mean to shoot to kill, or maim, or warn. [wryly. really, nuada.
nO NUADA WE ARE NOT DOING THAT HERE THERE WILL BE NO APPENDAGE RIPPING.]
voice.
[ Dark Elf humour ahaha. ]
voice.
It is unfortunate that your humor was lost on so many creatures. [haha… ha.] It would be best if no extractions were necessary. After all, it would mean that they make off with the arrow you have shot them with.
[the waste of arrows is kind of his priority. and, y'know, the less blood there is, the better.]