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[ This isn't going to be sweet but it will be short, courtesy of your resident Prince Not-So Charming. ]
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.
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I have a handful of questions to ask, if I may?
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Of course, my lady.
[ It's a lot like reaching out a hand to a snarling dog to let him decide whether he feels safe enough not to bite, instead of batting him on the nose outright and gaining nothing but ire. ]
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Oh, and one more thing: as a garden-based security, what sort of rules do you enforce? Is there is a set of written rules somewhere that we can see? Is your jurisdiction throughout the gardens or just a certain distance from your homes?
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They are flets, treehouses above the canopy which are not easily accessed unless by considerable effort on the part of a stranger. [ With secret elven stairs he won't mention, because secret. ] It is highly unlikely you would make it into one of them without encountering one of the ship's Elves, in any case, for your footsteps are, to us, heavier than you know. If an invitation is extended, I should imagine you would mention it and be taken directly to the person in question.
[ That's only sensible, after all. ]
The only rule we keep is that firearms are not to be brought here, or else left unused. I confiscated one after being shot, then later returned it after a suitable waiting period.
[ The exact length of time it took for the wound it made to heal, which only seemed fair since he was the one who bled because of it. ]
I care nothing for those who walk the gardens at their leisure, my lady. They are large and you may do as you will in them.
[ All in all, Nuada's attitude is one of "I don't care, just don't do this one thing." ]
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I just don't want misunderstandings to make things difficult. [Aka, everybody's defensive and probably with some reason.]
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Until then, I've no interest in anyone in the gardens.
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[She shrugs. (Formality is really hard for long periods of time, okay?)] Clarification helps. That way nobody's wondering if elves are about to drop down from the trees to shoot them for some unforeseen slight against the garden.
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You have my word that none shall suffer a wound unless they give me adequate cause to deserve it.
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