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[disfavour]

[ This isn't going to be sweet but it will be short, courtesy of your resident Prince Not-So Charming. ]

There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.

That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.

[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]

Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.

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[disfavour]

I have stated that if they try to break into the flets they will be shot for their efforts. That qualifies as both a fair and thorough warning, and I will not be held responsible for the idiocies of those who flaunt it.

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[puppydogeyes]

What if they don't check the network?
Or new arrivals every jump?
You really trying to make out to me that you can't incapacitate someone without causing them severe injury?

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[disfavour]

That is what was said at the beginning of the broadcast.

There will be signs posted nearby, however. A new development to ease your fears.

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[puppydogeyes]

So all you know how to do is shoot.
Concerns.
But thanks.

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[disfavour]

[ It says something about the adults on the ship when the children are smarter. ]

Nuances.
You are terribly welcome.

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[puppydogeyes]

That'd be the same nuances between "near" your treehouses + "in" them.
Here's where I offer you training + you get insulted.

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[disfavour]

You may think what you wish.

[ Hoping Arya reads this tbh. ]

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[puppydogeyes]

Thought so.