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[ This isn't going to be sweet but it will be short, courtesy of your resident Prince Not-So Charming. ]
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.
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You sound extra grumpy today.
[ now he's just picking on him. ]
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It is exceedingly hard to do ones duty when people fail to follow the simplest instructions.
[ >Don't go in the flets >Keep your hands
Easy, isn't it? Apparently not. Gods above, he has every right to shoot anyone he wants, really, this is all a farce. ]
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Did you expect they'd listen? They're stupid. [ funny as the people throwing a fuss are the grown men and women of this ship, yet they act like children. ]
Hey, am I allowed to visit?
[ serious question, the most serious. he needs to know before he fucks the proverbial police and drops by randomly. ]
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Of course. [ A beat. ] I trust you.
[ But let's not make!! A big deal out of it!!! Gosh. ]
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and guess what, A DEAL IS BEING MADE!! A BIG DEAL, BECAUSE IT IS A BIG DEAL. AND LOOK THE BULLHEADED BOY IS EVEN SMILING A LITTLE. PRAISE THE GODS. ]
Thanks. [ he feels like he has accomplished some sort of great victory today. ] I trust you too. [ not to shoot him when he comes visiting, lololol. no seriously, he does. and this is really important that he is even admitting it!! ]
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[ And take your feelings with you!! ]
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I finished another sword. [ it has been months since he started to forge swords in the elvish style he has seen about the forge, and while he has not mastered it he has certainly improved. there are a lot less ruined and blunt swords about now. ] And Lady Nuala's needles. [ nevermind that those took him longer than he first expected. there were reasons. ]
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[ At some point. Look, he isn't criticising him off the bat, this is Real Friendship. How beautiful ... ]
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Or I can bring it to the gardens.
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[ The wryest of the wryyy. He's a maniac, haven't you heard. ]
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[ it's alright, gendry's sanity is probably in question considering who he has as friends. ]
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Very well, bring the sword. Let's see if it is worth teaching you how to use it.
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Coming.
[ he doesn't drag his feet, arriving in the gardens not too long after his last message. the sword in one hand and a smaller object in another, both wrapped up in clean cloths. sparing only one short glance to the trees. he really is trusting not to filled with arrows. ]