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[ This isn't going to be sweet but it will be short, courtesy of your resident Prince Not-So Charming. ]
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.
There are now three flets, which pass as treehouses, in the gardens. These are homes and if anyone is seen nearing them to gain access, they will be shot on sight. I assure you, an arrow is far more difficult to extract than a bullet. [ #EXPERIENCE, urgh. ] Additionally, you will find the Elven quotient aboard the ship is now officially in charge of garden-based security.
That means we need not apologise if your actions force us to maim you.
[ Can you hear someone sharpening a knife? Humming? Sounds a lot like Legolas in the background, right? Someone pissed off the Space Elves. ]
Thranduil is indisposed and has appointed myself in his stead. If you have any concerns which fail to be entirely moronic in nature, you may bring them to me.

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Our enemy here is the same as theirs, and those who are cruel - and have been cruel - would treat them just as poorly.
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But I shan't waste arrows on those who heed my warnings because I am cruel, though not yet crazed.
[ His ire rises as he talks, finally snapping the latter statement with a brittle bitterness and shutting off the feed.
Looks like Thranduil isn't the only elf working through his issues at the moment.]video; private
Think not you that Morgoth has his reasons, for doing what he does? Think not you that he believes himself wronged, in the past? That does not excuse the cruelty that he has bred, and the crimes of those mortals you have known will not excuse the same from you here.
[ Don't you even start with this, Nuada. She won't be a party to your hurting mortals just because you don't like them. That would make you no better than the enemy. ]
I will guard our lands, Nuada, and I will protect my King, but I will not let you persecute them. Remember that, before you speak on my behalf again.