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[enlistments]

My dear Tranquility, if you would be so kind as to indulge me in another question - quite different from my last one but no less genuine.

[Something milder than anger flashes in Ichabod's eyes. He tucks a strand of long hair behind his ear before continuing.]

Is there anyone who thinks that these trousers, these...so-called skinny jeans are appropriate for a grown man!

[He holds them up, giving them a shake. See how angry they make him!!!]

Why the ship would choose to gift them to me can be nothing more than a cruel jest, but if anyone should like to have them, for whatever reason, you may collect them from me at once.

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( voice. )

[enlistments]

They perpetuate a figure that no grown man should have to begin with.

( voice. )

[overthought]

Oh, you're upset about an unobtainable standard that shouldn't even be in existence?

( voice. )

[enlistments]

That sounds...surprisingly close to the point, actually.

( voice. )

[overthought]

It's just the same for women. We're told that we have to bind our chest for some odd reason that's completely irrational. What's more, we do it anyway - it's completely bizarre.