ANONYMOUS/ SCRAMBLED TRANSMISSION (PERMAANON FOR MY SAKE)

[carbonite]

[a video feed from a non-disclosed location brings up to show two roombas ready to fight to the death.]


DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?
do u have the skill & the luck to battle it out 4 the title of Roomba Champion? buy a roomba 2 battle it out 2 the death or place ur bets to see if fortune smiles in ur favor.

only srs contenders will be considered. only the skilled will b rewarded. reply w/ ur intentions & u will be contacted w/ further instructions.

GOOD LUCK


[ooc: art by tofindthesun]

Comments

voice;

[agna]

What is a roomba?

permaanon so lazy much text very reply

[carbonite]

it is a droid that cleans the floors

permaanon text;

[endureandsurvive]

y buy 1 theyre all over

[But also: FIGHTING ROBOTS.]

[carbonite]

y but who is going 2 outfit them w/ weapons?

[ text ]

[unbalancer]

This answers my question about how bored people get on here.

[ text ]

[carbonite]

very bored now r u going 2 buy in or wat

video;

[sleuthtastic]

—what?

[carbonite]

can u not read or use ur eyes

[nightblogs]

cool
wats next steroids speedos and setting up WWE the space version

[carbonite]

is that a ur in ?

voice;

[skjalf]

[ she has no idea what a roomba is, and it doesn't really matter. this is awfully funny.

pardon her whilst she laughs a little. ]

permjatext

[carbonite]

r u in

text;

[puppydogeyes]

You're fixing any roombas you break.
+ you better be doing this shit in a contained space.
Away from people.

text;

[carbonite]

once their purchased theyre not my problem u will have to tell that 2 the buyer

i no what im doing

text;

[dogbane]

arent they automated

what skill does this entail

is this rigged

[winning matters.]

text;

[carbonite]

they've been reprogrammed i wont reveal my secrets

permavideo

[lostkings]

How the hell can I say no to this.

[carbonite]

u don't

do u want a roomba or do u want 2 buy into the action

permavideeoo

[straddles]

They really go at it to the death, huh?

[carbonite]

or @ least when 1 gets sawed in 1/2

voice.

[allbloodyhail]

[ he's sold. ] What's it take to get in on this?

[carbonite]

wat do u have? it depends

[darkart]

What is your preferred 'currency'?

[ tbh this is the most productive use of muggle science he's seen since being here soooo ]

[carbonite]

depends i want scrap metal
when u win more u can name ur price

permanon.

[nuked]

so u don't know that they r staging a mutiny do u

[carbonite]

wow i am no amateur
theyre programmed specially 2 my specifications
srry u have terrible skills tho