ANONYMOUS/ SCRAMBLED TRANSMISSION (PERMAANON FOR MY SAKE)

[carbonite]

[a video feed from a non-disclosed location brings up to show two roombas ready to fight to the death.]


DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?
do u have the skill & the luck to battle it out 4 the title of Roomba Champion? buy a roomba 2 battle it out 2 the death or place ur bets to see if fortune smiles in ur favor.

only srs contenders will be considered. only the skilled will b rewarded. reply w/ ur intentions & u will be contacted w/ further instructions.

GOOD LUCK


[ooc: art by tofindthesun]

Comments

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[agna]

What is a roomba?

permaanon so lazy much text very reply

[carbonite]

it is a droid that cleans the floors

permavoice then~

[agna]

Why would you use them to fight then?

Re: permavoice then~

[carbonite]

y not? it's not as if were gonna use them 4 anything else. + who nos when theyre gonna start 2 try 2 kill us

[agna]

A cleaning droid wouldn't do such thing.

But...how would you fight with them?

[carbonite]

did u not see the giant saws i attached to their heads ? that's amazing engineering rite there

[agna]

I didn't think that was real.

[ But it's pretty impressive? ]

So I need to buy one?

[carbonite]

wat do u have?

[agna]

An arrangement of coins, ammunition for some weapons, a couple of rifles...

[ She keeps finding that shit here okay? Her ability to control Tears is handy. ]

I don't know what you want, though.

anon text; shamelessly threadjacks suck it han

[endureandsurvive]

ill trade u a magazine 4 ammo

private to ellie!anon YES THIS IS A THING AND IT'S HAPPENING

[agna]

I personally don't mind giving them for free, so if you wish to arrange something, I can give them to you.

permaanon text;

[endureandsurvive]

y buy 1 theyre all over

[But also: FIGHTING ROBOTS.]

[carbonite]

y wud i need a gun that i need 2 reload?

what r the coins made out of

[carbonite]

y but who is going 2 outfit them w/ weapons?

FINALLY

[endureandsurvive]

[SUSPICIOUS.]

ok what caliber
looking 4 39mm

[agna]

You wouldn't, of course.

Gold, silver, bronze...

[agna]

I'm sorry, I don't know much about firearms. I could show them to you and you can judge whether they are of any use.

[endureandsurvive]

it doesnt seem that hard
u could put a big arm on 1 and give it a knife :0

[carbonite]

it wud b a shame if some1 found a non-approved roomba &

blew it up

[carbonite]

i'll take the coins

how much do u want 2 buy in 4?

[agna]

How much can I buy in? I'm doing this mostly out of curiosity.

[endureandsurvive]

[More suspicious, but it's not like she has a lot of options.]

ok where 2

[agna]

If you'd like we can meet somewhere open. The gardens maybe?

[endureandsurvive]

wow
wheres ur sense of competition
of adventure

if ur saw roombas are so great u wouldn't be scared of knife roomba

[carbonite]

here's the deal. u buy in & place a bet or u buy a roomba. make it fight & if it wins u keep a cut of the winnings.

u bet on the right roomba & u get a payout.