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[outliver]

[Eventually locked from Klaus]

I never thought I would say this, but even I can't drink myself into tolerating this place. Other than people being stupid and making stupid choices that might or might not affect us all in the long run, is there any sort of entertainment here other than the booze?

Any at all?

[Salvatore Brothers]

So how is the polite way to get blood in this place? Or should I just bite the first idiot that seems easy to be compelled enough?

Look, I'm even bothering to ask.

[Ilde]

How is my favorite person in the whole ship doing? Not as bored as I am, I hope.

[Elizabeth of York]

How do you fare? Being much more of a lady than myself, I can't possibly imagine how this place has forced you to change your habits.

Comments

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

Skip down to, uhh--

» 022 » 130 and SEC » 005 » 078 for your popcorn viewing.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

I'm sorry, I'm too caught up on Elena being, well, Elena.

So I guess this answers what people do when they have nothing better to do, huh?

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

Well, stuff a group of people into a small space, a few psychosexual morality plays are going to happen...

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

Too bad there hasn't been any real big sex scandal going on, that would at least make this bearable for a few weeks.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

It can really only be a matter of time.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

I bet it's already happening.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

I wouldn't be at all surprised.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

I might need to further look into this.

And while we're at it, has someone caught your eye?

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

Me? No-- ( laughing ) no, I just got done with one tabloid scandal, I think I'm taking a break.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

Oh, right, but is not like it matters here, does it? Still...space romance sounds even more stupid than regular romance.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

I'm sure I could find someone if I get tired of the lack of battery-operated options, but--

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

Wait.

Did you actually got a vibrator on your locker?

[ She isn't even mad, that's amazing. ]

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

( laughing-- ) Lack of. I wish I had! But I suppose a man would do in a pinch.

( people who think toys substitute for men are people who are a bit less self-involved than ilde sometimes indulges in being. )

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

Ah. We'll chalk that one down to wishful thinking.

[ Considering she can't even get close to Stefan without risking bodily harm. ]

Something tells me you aren't the kind that needs to hear The Talk.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

That's a fairly safe bet.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[outliver]

Nice.

I need a favor.

p r i v a t e / v o i c e

[trouvaille]

What's up?