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neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2014-02-10 04:52 am

( 16 ) video ♧ cold sweat once met can't stand the way

So, now that the crisis is averted? I'd just like to say that two people should have listened to me— I wouldn't be gauche enough to name them— [ yeah because this post is classy and not smug at all— ] but I'd say they know who they are.

[ he dressed up for this; the devore is pressed into as crisp lines as he can get it and his hat looks jaunty if he does say so himself. and he does, because being so much more right than petrelli is a damn good reason to be jaunty.

and since there's no need to waste a chance for a little pr, even among rampant douchery: ]


—and welcome to our usual crop of newcomers and offer my bootlegging services, of course, but largely just say "I told you so."

[ a beat, and a flourishing gesture with his hat for emphasis. ]

Publicly.

[ because of maturity you see.

speaking of maturity on that note mic drop, caffrey out ]
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[personal profile] ex_heightens219 2014-02-10 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ as one of the people part of that crisis elena is, she feels, rightfully just a bit pissed off at this message. so. ]

Do you seriously think this is appropriate?

[ he doesn't seem the type to care about appropriateness, so elena moves on without even waiting for him to respond. ]

We all could have died, and you're going to gloat about being right that it was a bad idea? Instead of, I don't know, checking to see whether any of us are traumatized, or injured, or just having the common decency not to rub it in?

[ you done fucked up if elena gilbert is pissed at you, caffrey. ]
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[personal profile] ex_heightens219 2014-02-10 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well I told my best friend to look after my parents and my boyfriend if anything happened to me, and you don't see her making any posts rubbing it in that we all failed.

[ neal you're the actual worst love elena ]

What he deserves, speaking as someone who was there, is a friend who'll be there for him, because what we went through? It was fucked up. And we're all well aware that we brought it on ourselves, so there's no need for posts like this. We feel bad enough already.

[ perhaps elena shouldn't be speaking for all sixteen of them, whoops. she can't help it neal's just so annoying! ]

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[personal profile] askedtobe 2014-02-10 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You too, huh.

[ for shame caffrey. you caused peter to be pretty damn disappointed in you. ] Should've found a better way to go about making a point.
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[personal profile] askedtobe 2014-02-11 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ SO OFFENDED RN wow caffrey he thought you were better than this but that's... sort of his theme for the week. offended by everyone, just join the gang. ]

Should I be disappointed in myself? Would that make you feel better?

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the one gets to say 'I told you so', Caffrey. Everyone wants their pound of flesh, but the thing about that is they're going to have to take it from my cold, dead corpse, and this ship doesn't quite want me dead yet.

People may think this is a lesson in humility. They're missing the point, and so are you.
jurisimpudent: (tetchy)

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I'm sorry, I couldn't help hearing this - is this some sort of joke, Petrelli?
cargojet: (Why so fail?)

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Do you hear me laughing?

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-11 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I think you need some counseling, Caffrey, if 'I told you so' is the best you can get out of this.

So you were right. This once.

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coffeeking: (I only look innocent)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2014-02-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What did you say to them?
coffeeking: (but I don't wanna)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2014-02-13 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[What. Ianto has to pause for a second to be sure he heard that right. He did, but he's not going to comment lest he ruin the moment.]

It's so secret you can call them out on it publicly?

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2leftfeet: (beta scorpii)

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[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2014-02-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh look, it's this pedantic asshole.]

I didn't think anyone needed to be told that storming the bridge might be dangerous; I'm pretty sure most of us had that figured out going in.
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[personal profile] ensnarled 2014-02-11 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
But you're apparently gauche enough to make this a public service announcement.

[ calling you out, boy. ]
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[personal profile] ensnarled 2014-02-15 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
And you couldn't just act smug in person and settle your extremely classy grudge match somewhere else.

[ that's a tone that's almost the equivalent of saying giiiiirl, only more dry and less impressed. ]
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[personal profile] northerner 2014-02-15 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's unbecoming to gloat.

[ hahahaha..... \
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[personal profile] suit 2014-02-15 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say I'm surprised you did this in public, but I know you too well.

[ And the award for the most unimpressed and most tired handler goes to Peter Burke. ]

Fine, you told us so. Do I need to remind you of what I said before we went in public too? [ Because he will. ]
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[personal profile] suit 2014-03-04 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
So you feel the need to parade this as what? Punishment for me almost dying and avoiding it?

[ avoiding it isn't the right word, but it's the one peter will use.

also bro he heard you cry through the door, that shit was weird. ]