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neal caffrey, magnificent hipster douchebag ([personal profile] became) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2014-02-10 04:52 am

( 16 ) video ♧ cold sweat once met can't stand the way

So, now that the crisis is averted? I'd just like to say that two people should have listened to me— I wouldn't be gauche enough to name them— [ yeah because this post is classy and not smug at all— ] but I'd say they know who they are.

[ he dressed up for this; the devore is pressed into as crisp lines as he can get it and his hat looks jaunty if he does say so himself. and he does, because being so much more right than petrelli is a damn good reason to be jaunty.

and since there's no need to waste a chance for a little pr, even among rampant douchery: ]


—and welcome to our usual crop of newcomers and offer my bootlegging services, of course, but largely just say "I told you so."

[ a beat, and a flourishing gesture with his hat for emphasis. ]

Publicly.

[ because of maturity you see.

speaking of maturity on that note mic drop, caffrey out ]
ex_heightens219: (130)

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[personal profile] ex_heightens219 2014-02-10 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ as one of the people part of that crisis elena is, she feels, rightfully just a bit pissed off at this message. so. ]

Do you seriously think this is appropriate?

[ he doesn't seem the type to care about appropriateness, so elena moves on without even waiting for him to respond. ]

We all could have died, and you're going to gloat about being right that it was a bad idea? Instead of, I don't know, checking to see whether any of us are traumatized, or injured, or just having the common decency not to rub it in?

[ you done fucked up if elena gilbert is pissed at you, caffrey. ]
ex_heightens219: (Default)

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[personal profile] ex_heightens219 2014-02-10 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well I told my best friend to look after my parents and my boyfriend if anything happened to me, and you don't see her making any posts rubbing it in that we all failed.

[ neal you're the actual worst love elena ]

What he deserves, speaking as someone who was there, is a friend who'll be there for him, because what we went through? It was fucked up. And we're all well aware that we brought it on ourselves, so there's no need for posts like this. We feel bad enough already.

[ perhaps elena shouldn't be speaking for all sixteen of them, whoops. she can't help it neal's just so annoying! ]
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[personal profile] askedtobe 2014-02-10 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You too, huh.

[ for shame caffrey. you caused peter to be pretty damn disappointed in you. ] Should've found a better way to go about making a point.
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cargojet: (Profile of a villain)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the one gets to say 'I told you so', Caffrey. Everyone wants their pound of flesh, but the thing about that is they're going to have to take it from my cold, dead corpse, and this ship doesn't quite want me dead yet.

People may think this is a lesson in humility. They're missing the point, and so are you.
jurisimpudent: (tetchy)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I couldn't help hearing this - is this some sort of joke, Petrelli?
cargojet: (Why so fail?)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you hear me laughing?
jurisimpudent: (disgruntled)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd hoped you'd simply taken up being deadpan. As it turns out, you've continued to be a bloated, blustering paragon of pomposity, egotism, and ignorance. May I go through and point out everything stupid and asinine about what you just said? We'll have to budget out a significant block of time.
cargojet: (Fierce contempt)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no you don't. You don't get to take that stance with me. Not you. Let me tell you something that, because I was trapped on the bridge looking after those people, I simply haven't been able to say until now, but that someone should have told you days ago:

For all the grief and loss you suffered, for all the hours you spent clawing at the doors for a way in, using up every ounce of your energy, there were people on the inside of those doors doing three times as much clawing and three times as much begging and three times as much suffering. And if that wasn't enough, we were hallucinating goddamn awful things, and we were the ones who were going to have to be scraped off the damn floor at the end of it. You had your friends, people who knew you that could hold you, and when it came down to it, hold you back. You were surrounded by them--we weren't.

Your pain is not the only thing that matters, and your condescension of the efforts of others, no matter how ignorant they may seem in your eyes - Marty's young lady friend, for example - was no better an example. Look to your own behavior before you belittle mine.
jurisimpudent: (undah presshah)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edgeworth's unaffected by this speech; Nathan might as well not have spoken. He snaps:]

Let's start with number one. The first point in your sophistry. Assuming that the ship wants to keep you alive, you bloviating ass. Not some other with you. Not the group as a whole. You. As ever, posturing yourself as the grand general, the crux of the affair, the one who matters; all others were simply there as accessories to your ego. In truth, Petrelli, you're more jester than general.
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cargojet: (Intent)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, do carry on, Edgeworth, we're all dying to hear what you have to say.
jurisimpudent: (disgruntled)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Number two: no one gives a damn about getting a pound of flesh. You want to cast yourself as the martyr, because it makes you feel...what, noble? Embattled? Special? But here's the truth, Petrelli: everyone just thinks you're an idiot. No one's out for you; they're just angry, because you endangered the lives of their friends by being stupid. This isn't the martyring of a noble figure. This is the first act of Rigoletto.
cargojet: (Fucking boring lecture Pete)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're speaking for a few less people than the everyone that you claim to, Edgeworth.

You might live longer because you wait for the ship to come to you, but what sort of life is it where you spend your days looking out for movement just out of sight and sign yourself over to stasis with no ideas as to when or ever you're going to get back out.

Those people had the right to risk their lives, and they did. That's giving them a damn lot more respect for their actions and choices than you care to, because by calling me stupid, you do the same injustice to them.
jurisimpudent: (angry)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So let me understand this. You're attempting to use my affection for them as a shield for yourself. Is that what shining generals, postmodern Napoleons like yourself do? Is that in the how-to-be-a-good-leader handbook - use those around you to shelter yourself?
coffeeking: (I only look innocent)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2014-02-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What did you say to them?
cargojet: (Dark dealings)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I am drawing your attention to the double-edge of your blade, Edgeworth. You put it to mine and you cut your own.

This action was necessary. You stated your dislike of it when the endeavor began--in fact you were damn near ready to deny people their freedom of self-determination over it. Sixteen people went in and sixteen came out. That's the end of it.
jurisimpudent: (frogmouth is intense)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And do you take credit for their survival, Petrelli?
cargojet: (Lawyer at heart)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not. It was Smiley that let us out.

I suppose you're going to tell me I have no proof of that, are you? Like you did before?
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I'm going to tell you to stop acting like a hero, in that case. You made a bad mistake, one that almost got people killed, and you're acting like that makes you glorious.
cargojet: (Pick the red tie)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't a mistake, Edgeworth. That's what you're never going to get through your head. Anything that endangers lives or engenders any risk is a mistake to you. But this isn't a goddamn pillow fight. We're fighting for our lives here, and when your life is in danger, you have to be prepared to throw down all your chips, even when all you have is a slim bet.

You can bury your head in the sand and pretend nothing around you is happening until it's too late, but don't expect the same from everyone else.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it was a mistake. There's nothing wrong with taking action, Petrelli; I've said that again and again. What's wrong is taking stupid action. And you took stupid action. We told you before it was stupid. We told you during it was stupid. And we're telling you now: it was stupid.

But you couldn't listen, because God knows that what saves us has to come from you. You need to be some hero. A tip, Senator: heroes are typically those who do not act from a need for praise.
cargojet: (Are you serious?)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Acting from a need for praise? He'd drawn out exactly where his actions had come from, the ship driving them to insanity, which is what it does best, the fact that everything is beginning to fall apart, the pressing feeling increasing jump after jump that something is about to happen, the fact that it's very possible the experimental, untested Jump drive has exploded and destroyed time itself, and that warranted trying to find out if anything on the bridge had changed. This is all about a need for a parade and a slap on the back? Vanity may be a small problem he suffers from but it isn't his defining feature, and right now he's more than had enough. ]

There's that 'we' again. 'You' said that in your limited understanding of what I was trying to achieve, you thought that it was stupid. Well bully for you. Not everyone has to wholly believe in an action to give it value. You'd call Japan's kamikaze pilots stupid, I suppose, but they damn well achieved what they set out to, and at far less loss of life for the damage they inflicted than other forces.

I don't need a general consensus to act, and I don't care what you think is stupid or not. While I may understand that your anger may only be an expression of how much you care, as people keep telling me, it doesn't excuse you forever. Sooner or later there comes a time when I can't cut you a blank cheque to make room for your feelings any more.
jurisimpudent: (stressed)

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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2014-02-10 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm angry because I'm angry. Because you were reckless and stupid and persisted in doing your own thing in the face of what was right and intelligent. I'm angry because there were half a dozen people ready to kill themselves outside that door, waiting for all of you - and that wouldn't have happened if you'd just listened to me. Anyone saying I'm angry because I care can go right to hell. And I will not hear you - you most of all, out of all the people here - talking about my feelings. You have no right to talk about my feelings.
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[personal profile] 2leftfeet 2014-02-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh look, it's this pedantic asshole.]

I didn't think anyone needed to be told that storming the bridge might be dangerous; I'm pretty sure most of us had that figured out going in.
cargojet: (Conceitedly)

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[personal profile] cargojet 2014-02-10 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And what about the sixteen people willing to kill themselves inside that door, huh? Their intentions, their efforts, their sacrifice--it counts for nothing?

What is right and intelligent, Edgeworth, on an insane, crazy, death ship, lost out in the middle of god knows where, floating along without any pilot, possibly exploding as we speak, with hallways that reorder themselves and years that seem to pass in the space of days, leaving you neither hungry, thirsty or tired?

Get a goddamn clue already. We're not in Kansas any more, Dorothy.

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