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[outliver]

Blah blah blah why am I locked in space blah blah blah this is so unfair blah blah blah I was in the middle of something blah blah blah you don't know who you're messing with blah whine blah I'm having a acid trip and/or ridiculous hallucination whine blah whine I'm so lost and confused whine whine whine.

[ She certainly just droned all of that. ]

Moving on.

Where can a girl find drinks and good company in this rackety piece of scrap? And while we're on that line, clothes would be much appreciated as well.

But, you know, drinks first.

[ Her voice softens, getting even a bit sweet. ]

Thank you.

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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...Of course I'm not; I'm a member of security, not a bartender. Were you listening to what I said?

[voice]

[outliver]

I'm sorry, all I'm getting is gibberish now.

Did you say something about those drinks?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Ma'am, there aren't going to be any drinks, and honestly it's starting to sound as though you have a problem.

[voice]

[outliver]

I got dragged away from home, stuck in a pod and shoved a tube down my throat. Trying to get drunk is the less nocive thing I could be thinking about doing right now, mister.

So you either help a sister or take your righteous indignation somewhere else.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

First, I have no familial relation to you whatsoever, and am frankly quite irritated by your presumption in playing at otherwise - however nonliterally, there is no positive relationship between us for you to draw upon. Second, drinking in response to traumas is a negative habit that can lead later to alcoholism; such tendencies ought to be curtailed. A better use of your time would be asking questions and gathering information.

[voice]

[outliver]

...

[ wow. ]

You really think you're a big shot around here, don't you? Do people actually stand this little morality act?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

By "morality act," I assume you mean "common-sense advice for healthy living"?

[voice]

[outliver]

Judgy, judgy, aren't we?

[ Oh, the irony? ]

Perhaps you shouldn't stick your noses on other people's business. Just saying.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

No; God forbid I speak up in a way that isn't just enabling your bad habits.

Thank you, but I think my nose shall remain active and engaged.

[voice]

[outliver]

You talk like to guys I know, but at leas they have sexy British accents to make up for the pomp and circumstance. You? Not so much.

[ She hasn't see the frills, of course. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I see. If I affect a British accent, will that make you less stubbornly stupid?

[voice]

[outliver]

And now you're just being rude. And petty.

[ A beat. ]

You need a drink!

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Wh...I do not need a drink! That is the last thing I need!

[voice]

[outliver]

You ought to kick back, pour yourself some scotch and chill, whoever you are.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Miles Edgeworth. And I do not use alcohol for any sort of self-medicating purposes, thank you.

[voice]

[outliver]

Miles, okay.

Not even when it's infected? That's foolish.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Not Miles. Edgeworth. You do not have permission to call me "Miles."

[voice]

[outliver]

Sure thing, Miley.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Wh...Edgeworth!

[voice]

[outliver]

Now you're just coming like a wrecking ball, have some class.

[ She likes this guy, he keeps coming back for more. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

That doesn't even make sense. I am not - remotely - showing a lack of class.

[voice]

[outliver]

You just can't stop, can you?

[ How does she even know these songs don't judge the mun ]

Okay, okay. This was fun, but I'm getting thirsty now.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Might I suggest the fine water that comes out of our taps?

[voice]

[outliver]

Water from the tap? What is this, some third world country?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Water comes from the tap in all countries.