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[Joker has had enough alcohol and pain killers -yes mixed what do you wanna fight about it- to actually consider voluntarily speaking to people.]

Hey. Bored people.

What're your feelings on AIs?

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[She laughs melodically.]

Let you know? Alright, we'll see. But I've never been drunk, either, so perhaps I'll forego that.

I'll say it again: missing out.

It's like you think I've done nothing!

[Teasing, obviously.]

I climbed a tree the other day.

And how was that? [Huh. Joker's only climbed a tree once and that was like...almost twenty years ago now. His parents got so fucking mad at him, but it was worth it.]

I almost fell out.

[Yep.]

I hear that happens.

I wouldn't recommend that part. I think my favorite bit about being human, though... you'll laugh.

Probably. [joker stop] I'll turn off my mic if I do. How's that?

[WOW RUDE.]

That's fine. It's the gelatin, though. It's hilarious.

Gela-

Jell-O? You're nuts about Jell-O. All the sex, drugs and rock'n'roll to choose from and Jell-O to gives you your jollies.

It's the first thing I ate as a human, and I have to admit... the wiggle is charming.

[Y E P]

I can't eat it. Not after I heard what it used to be made out of. [Not even the synthesized stuff, it's just...yeugh.]

[DON'T RUIN IT.]

...I don't want to know.

No, you do not.

[This is the sound of relief.]

Thank you for not telling me. I'd rather enjoy it, you know?

Sure.

Ever try Jell-O shots?

[THEY COME IN SHOTS?]

Alcoholic?

...You should probably just assume from here on out that whenever you have to ask me that, the answer's 'yes.'

So... you're saying you're predictable. And possibly an alcoholic.

Predictable, yes. I make it my business to be predictable. [Mostly.] Alcoholic, no.

Good. I'd hate to think you need anyone to stage an intervention.

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