[THAT IS SO RUDE. Especially since Heather's in the Gardens being sweaty and gross and goofing off instead of doing her damn job. Have one for her, Joker.]
Fair. Pain in the ass is still here. Name's Wheatley, ship put him in a human body and he's totally chafed about it. Consistently has the worst ideas anyone's ever heard and then sometimes sneaks a couple in that almost sound okay. Except it's Wheatley, so you know it's gonna go south in a hurry sometime.
The other one - I dunno. Her name was Chase. She looked like a little girl but she was... a robot? I think? But she could eat and drink and everything. And when some creepy-ass monster things here attacked her they -
[ATE HER guess who's still not over that. Heather misses the little booger, whatever she was.]
Yeah, she does. [Joker downs the rest of his scotch, because why not. He's drunk enough to not care about what he's saying to who.] And it's awesome, it's really awesome. But she's, y'know.
She's awesome. [blahhhh gonna lay his face down on the bar counter and it smells like space and cleaning solution and old beer nuts] She's so, so awesome.
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[There's a clink. Joker just reached over the bar for a bottle, how rude.]
Who was the pain in the ass and the not-sure-what-her-deal-was?
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Fair. Pain in the ass is still here. Name's Wheatley, ship put him in a human body and he's totally chafed about it. Consistently has the worst ideas anyone's ever heard and then sometimes sneaks a couple in that almost sound okay. Except it's Wheatley, so you know it's gonna go south in a hurry sometime.
The other one - I dunno. Her name was Chase. She looked like a little girl but she was... a robot? I think? But she could eat and drink and everything. And when some creepy-ass monster things here attacked her they -
[ATE HER guess who's still not over that. Heather misses the little booger, whatever she was.]
well, she died.
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[He'll just take a minute.]
Sorry. You know, for your loss.
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Huh. I guess that's my answer. Some of them are idiots and some of them are heroes, just like with everybody else.
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Thanks, I guess. So now that I've brought the mood way down, what about yours?
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...finishes his drink.]
My copilot. And- well, also she's technically the ship. And my girlfriend.
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Huh. Well, that's not something you hear every day.
Does she have a body? Like a - not-ship one?
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She's awesome. [blahhhh gonna lay his face down on the bar counter and it smells like space and cleaning solution and old beer nuts] She's so, so awesome.
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She's not worried. He sounds way to far gone to notice.]
Is she here too? That why you're trying to feel people out?
...also, you might wanna grab a glass of water, maybe.
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Nnnnope not here. Which is a problem.
apologies for the lateness of my reply! things got away from me
Hey, is that heartbreak slurring or hammered slurring? You need a hand there?
I AM EVEN MORE LATE i win