[voice]

[brittlebait]

[Joker has had enough alcohol and pain killers -yes mixed what do you wanna fight about it- to actually consider voluntarily speaking to people.]

Hey. Bored people.

What're your feelings on AIs?

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[voice]

[brittlebait]

I gotta go somewhere with it?

[testgasm]

Well, yes, I mean, obviously you're asking for a reason. You should probably know that AI are sort of a hot-button issue [with me] on the--on the ship.

[brittlebait]

Yeah, so? I'm not sparking a debate, I'm drinking like...Jesus what is this? Three? I think this is my third glass of scotch. Not a full glass, just a normal amount, ish.

[testgasm]

Okay, so, what do you want to know?

[brittlebait]

Look I don't have like, bullet points of shit I wanna ask. If you have anything you feel compelled to say, then say it. Otherwise, I'm not keeping you here.

[testgasm]

Right, well, to start, there are--there are AI on board this ship, so I'm just making sure you don't have a problem with that, is all.

[brittlebait]

No problem. [Maybe a few years ago. In a very juvenile way, he would have.]

[testgasm]

Just checking, because, as I'm sure you're finding out, there are people who do.

[brittlebait]

Actually haven't come across any yet. No pamphlets or anything. Maybe those guys are all in comas. [haters to the left]

But I know the type you're talking about, and no. I've been reformed. Continue.

[testgasm]

Oh, I've got pamphlets, if you want them, but they're mostly for the "kill all robots"-types, which. You don't seem to be. So far.

[brittlebait]

I'm on the 'kill robots who explicitly try to kill me first' team. Which generally goes for anybody who tries to kill me first.

[testgasm]

Right, right, fair enough.

[brittlebait]

So I'm gonna go out on a real shaky limb here and guess that you're an AI. Am I hot? Cold?

[testgasm]

Yeah, you caught me. Sorry, something I try not to come out with right away, given the, ah. Well, you can never be sure who is and isn't okay with us, if you know what I mean.

[brittlebait]

[wheatley if you thought that was you keeping it under wraps........]

Alright, I'll give you that.

[testgasm]

[Yeah he totally did]

Glad we got it sorted, at least! Now you've got to tell me why you're interested in the first place. S'only fair.

[brittlebait]

I'm not really a fair kind of guy. [There's no reason for him not to tell Wheatley, he just feels like being difficult.]

[testgasm]

No, really, come on. I'm not going to go off and tell anyone, if you're embarrassed or something.

[brittlebait]

See, now that just makes me suspicious that you were thinking about going off and telling everyone.

[testgasm]

No, no! Promise. Whatever secret you've got is safe with me.

[brittlebait]

All right, all right.

See, the truth is...I'm an AI.

[testgasm]

Are you? Well, that's--that changes things, doesn't it? Getting on all right? Ship let you keep your body?

[brittlebait]

Nah, gave me one of the ones in storage. It sucks. The stupid thing makes all these smells.

[testgasm]

Oh, yes, well, that's sort of--sort of part of the package. Wish I could tell you it gets better! But it doesn't.